our team very handsome - current crisis (9 Viewers)

[Lion]

With Jj rebrand and the Conference League title in our sights, I'd say "The Handsomest Club in Serie A" is arguably our best shot at silverware this season.

Hopefully the team will sell lots of fanboi merchandise, pin-up calendars, and Instagram sponsorships where we can convert handsomeness into cash flow and possibly have the resources to compete for the Scudetto again in 2027.

agree. i'm actually suprised the club isn't trying to market to the teen demographic by launching a boy band. i'd be reaching out to both western and korean talents.

up coming hamsum talent: sooo i can kick ball very well, some call me new messi

juve managment: yes good for you, but can you sing and dance?

 

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[Bianconero81]

Is there such a thing?

Do you think you German faggots are the only hardworking people in the world? Entitled white cunts

 

[Nedved96]

Do you think you German faggots are the only hardworking people in the world? Entitled white cunts

Germans brag about 25 hour work weeks while calling every person with melanin lazy.

Bring back slavery.

 

[Amer]

How about that Yildiz...

Djalo looks like a pornstar from the 80's...

But we need to get rid of that Cambiaso guy, loan to Empoli forever...

 

[Seven]

Do you think you German faggots are the only hardworking people in the world? Entitled white cunts

Of course not.

He thinks they're the only people.

 

[Bianconero81]

How about that Yildiz...

Djalo looks like a pornstar from the 80's...

But we need to get rid of that Cambiaso guy, loan to Empoli forever...

He's a good player though, even if he looks like a hybrid between the Hunchback of Notre Dame and Gargamel from the Smurfs.

 

[Lion]

How about that Yildiz...

Djalo looks like a pornstar from the 80's...

But we need to get rid of that Cambiaso guy, loan to Empoli forever...

yildiz and djalo are 5/10. nothing crazy to write home about. would not bring home to parents cuz would be below my standards.

cambiaso is very uggo, but the club needs a few uggos like cambiaso and woj to enhance the hamsum faces of 7/10s like kostic and rabiots to make them look like 0.5 or even 1 on a good day level above. for example vlahovic is a good 6.5/10 on hamsum scale. but next to cambiasso he looks like a 7.5

 

[swag]

You need a few uggos, especially on D, because someone has to take a hard ball to the face on dead ball situations.

 

[Strickland]

You need a few uggos, especially on D, because someone has to take a hard ball to the face on dead ball situations.

True, we all remember how putting a pretty boy in the wall against Porto turned out

 

[U Picciriddu]

yildiz and djalo are 5/10. nothing crazy to write home about. would not bring home to parents cuz would be below my standards.

cambiaso is very uggo, but the club needs a few uggos like cambiaso and woj to enhance the hamsum faces of 7/10s like kostic and rabiots to make them look like 0.5 or even 1 on a good day level above. for example vlahovic is a good 6.5/10 on hamsum scale. but next to cambiasso he looks like a 7.5

You blind dude, Vlahovic is ugly as hell.