Nick Against the World (45 Viewers)
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True story:
I was recently at Peter & Sons bakery in New Rochelle behind a few "wonderbread wops" wondering whether to bring canoli's or 'biscotti' to their pot luck get together. Behind me were four tourists asking if I knew how to get to the Soprano house from here. I told them that it was actually a set located in LA and they lowered their head like pigeons.
Finally at the counter the eager wanna be Italian cashier asked if I wanted fresh biscotti to which I replied "sell that sh*t to the tourists". The tourists were visibly mad..thinking fast I grabbed the bakers gloves....took a nice long whizz..closed my eyes and pictured myself being in the visitors section at Delle Alpi....the backsplash off the bag-o-surprise hit an angry Belgian waffle maker who claimed I not only hit him but his brothers as well...oddly enough he was alone.
Panicking I ran out and saw a cop in a kappa track suit wink and tell me "I ain't seen nuthin Nick..." I asked an Englishman with a Juve jersey for a ride in his Aston Martin to which he replied "Jog on..."
I was recently at Peter & Sons bakery in New Rochelle behind a few "wonderbread wops" wondering whether to bring canoli's or 'biscotti' to their pot luck get together. Behind me were four tourists asking if I knew how to get to the Soprano house from here. I told them that it was actually a set located in LA and they lowered their head like pigeons.
Finally at the counter the eager wanna be Italian cashier asked if I wanted fresh biscotti to which I replied "sell that sh*t to the tourists". The tourists were visibly mad..thinking fast I grabbed the bakers gloves....took a nice long whizz..closed my eyes and pictured myself being in the visitors section at Delle Alpi....the backsplash off the bag-o-surprise hit an angry Belgian waffle maker who claimed I not only hit him but his brothers as well...oddly enough he was alone.
Panicking I ran out and saw a cop in a kappa track suit wink and tell me "I ain't seen nuthin Nick..." I asked an Englishman with a Juve jersey for a ride in his Aston Martin to which he replied "Jog on..."
Despite my distaste for anything and everything associated with Texas, perhaps the most imposing and imbecilic State of our country, I think the Longhorns deserved to win tonight despite the bionic ape Vince Young owning the Rose Bowl for the second straight game in two years. USC really did not impress me at all on the night and Texas did an outstanding job of shutting down that slightly overrated Reggie Bush. Traveller's boys took a lot of chances that ended up biting them in the butt, and with just the running prowess of Young Texas won deservedly. But that doesn't take away from my utter hate towards these two schools, however trivial it may be. Fvck Texas.
I'm just glad my school won on Tuesday Night and put those Seminoles in their miserable place...if any one school chant should be taken out back and shot in the face, it should be FSU's. Such an annoying joke of a chant that my skull might as well be bombarded with soda cans until my eardrums start bleeding profusely. But at least Coach Bowden has some respect and salutes my school for our rightful victory.
And hows it going you lot. I have not been posting much that often due to other commitments and priorities, and I'm not quite sure how much I will be posting these next few months...18 credits this next semester will be somewhat hard to handle. But we shall see though, and it will be difficult to stop myself from reading Nick's wonderful and envious rants about how Juventus did this, or how we didnt deserve that...or even Seven creating yet another account asking members such as Lilianna and Juve_Kosova to be ashamed of themselves for not "supporting" his "quest" for utter worthlessness. Anyways go Penn State and Forza Juve.
I'm just glad my school won on Tuesday Night and put those Seminoles in their miserable place...if any one school chant should be taken out back and shot in the face, it should be FSU's. Such an annoying joke of a chant that my skull might as well be bombarded with soda cans until my eardrums start bleeding profusely. But at least Coach Bowden has some respect and salutes my school for our rightful victory.
And hows it going you lot. I have not been posting much that often due to other commitments and priorities, and I'm not quite sure how much I will be posting these next few months...18 credits this next semester will be somewhat hard to handle. But we shall see though, and it will be difficult to stop myself from reading Nick's wonderful and envious rants about how Juventus did this, or how we didnt deserve that...or even Seven creating yet another account asking members such as Lilianna and Juve_Kosova to be ashamed of themselves for not "supporting" his "quest" for utter worthlessness. Anyways go Penn State and Forza Juve.
swag said:
It goes well, Andy. Good to see know. I completely know the "other commitments" thing... but I'm always a sucker for ultimately getting my ass back here.
Texas aside this time...
Yeah, Florida... it's America's white trash answer to California.
Texas aside this time...
Yeah, Florida... it's America's white trash answer to California.
Florida tends to rub me the wrong way on multiple issues, however part of that blame could be placed on Jeb Bush and his wonderful overzealous brother.
Quote of the day from CNN:
"Us West Virginians might be dumb, but at least we love our miner peoples."
