Nick Against the World (971 Viewers)

[The Pado]

But El Salvador -- that was a complete cluster-fuck in the 80s.

Actually, speaking of movies, have you seen one of Oliver Stone's earliest, Salvador?

Yeah, I've seen Salvador, Romero, and that one about the four murdered nuns, and they all run together on me. The truth is all those films gave a good representation of how lawless and how fucked up that place was. Of course, I can hardly speak of all the shit I saw . . . since a filthy cell in San Francisco, El Sal, was my command center for my final cluster fooook.

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

You are disgusting.

 

[swag]

WHO THE FUCK BANNED BEN!?!?!

You fucking cocksuckers, ask Rami, he clearly hear him on skype, stop being douches.

I'm late to the party on this one -- didn't know someone else did a ban. But I just banned it myself.

Please, it's merely an insult to intelligence on this one, so I had to on principle. You really ought to try harder at this sort of thing.

 

[The Pado]

Actually, Ben is real. While I was talking to Burke via mobile, Ben was in background insulting me. He is real.

 

[swag]

Well, our new mod, Cristian Brocchi, is real too. He can unban him.

http://www.cristianbrocchi.it/

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I'm late to the party on this one -- didn't know someone else did a ban. But I just banned it myself.

Please, it's merely an insult to intelligence on this one, so I had to on principle. You really ought to try harder at this sort of thing.

Don't be a fucking cocksucker, go on Facebook and look up Ben Karb. His home town is Greesboro, he went to NC State, and now goes to WVU Law. That is fact, and you can ask Pado too, he's talked to him.

Actually, Ben is real. While I was talking to Burke via mobile, Ben was in background insulting me. He is real.

Exactly, Greg, don't be a fuckface.

 

[swag]

If you want to talk to Cristian Brocchi, get on Skype bro.

But sorry, Homie don't play dat.

Any other is welcome to play that, though.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Brocchi?

I don't talk to JEWS!

 

[Bjerknes]

Brocchi?

I don't talk to JEWS!

Ben is Jewish.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I know, that was the joke....

 

[Bjerknes]

As they say in Maryland, going' down Ocean, ay?

Just avoid the greased up guys in Speedos on Dewey Beach who offer to change your tires and come with sqwonking porn music to do it.

Dewey Beach has a good pizza place named Grotto's.

Just stick with the veggie pizza, though.

 

[Bjerknes]

I know, that was the joke....

And moreover, instead of always saying "My cousin Ben who goes to WVU law school", why don't you just say "My cousin Ben who is Jewish"? The second one has a better ring to it.

 

[swag]

Oh, so I get it... it's a friend (cousin) you've inspired to log in from your house and post as some guy named Eddie Radwanski. I mean, that does sound logical.

That said, you've pulled the duplicate account gag so many times already ... And I would be an even bigger ass for not banning it after your track record. So unfortunately for your cousin, it's the bed you make that you often have to sleep in.

So Rami and crew are more than welcome to unban as far as I'm concerned. But if history is any guide, I see no reason to treat this any differently from SingJuveSing or any of his 50 other cousins...

 

[Bjerknes]

Ben may be a joker, but he's never registered an account here before, so Eddie should be let free. Besides, the real Eddie Radwanski is an American football legend.

 

[swag]

Dewey Beach has a good pizza place named Grotto's.

Just stick with the veggie pizza, though.

Especially if the Meat Lover's pizza comes with a tube o' lube.

And moreover, instead of always saying "My cousin Ben who goes to WVU law school", why don't you just say "My cousin Ben who is Jewish"? The second one has a better ring to it.

He does have a point, Burke.

Or even, "My cousin Ben who is a whole friggin' kosher deli." I like the ring to that even better.

 

[Enron]

Kosher delis are the bomb.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Oh, so I get it... it's a friend (cousin) you've inspired to log in from your house and post as some guy named Eddie Radwanski. I mean, that does sound logical.

That said, you've pulled the duplicate account gag so many times already ... And I would be an even bigger ass for not banning it after your track record. So unfortunately for your cousin, it's the bed you make that you often have to sleep in.

So Rami and crew are more than welcome to unban as far as I'm concerned. But if history is any guide, I see no reason to treat this any differently from SingJuveSing or any of his 50 other cousins...

Well, Rami, unban him.

 

[Bjerknes]

Especially if the Meat Lover's pizza comes with a tube o' lube.

Oh God.

By the way, is it discrimination to walk into a restaurant and demand a female waitress and female chef?

He does have a point, Burke.

Or even, "My cousin Ben who is a whole friggin' kosher deli." I like the ring to that even better.

That sounds yummy. Yummy from Ben Karb's stommy, small little not-so-Caroline-like Tummy.

 

[Bjerknes]

Holy shit, like 20 or so people are drowning near the Inlet in Ocean City.

Burke, I was right!

 

[swag]

Oh God.

By the way, is it discrimination to walk into a restaurant and demand a female waitress and female chef?

Only if you demand them in stirrups and ask for a pair of plastic sporks to use as a makeshift speculum.

(I think I saw that on an episode of MacGyver once.)

Holy shit, like 20 or so people are drowning near the Inlet in Ocean City.

Burke, I was right!

Drowning in their own shit and vomit, more than likely.