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The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Happy birthday Pado!!!!!!!!!!! :D I hope you have a great one! And many more great ones to come too! :D
Oh crap, I would have forgotten. Thank you Green Fairy! (Not really my birthday, but a very important anniversary)
July 19, 1979: Somoza beaten out of Nicaragua and Sandinistas take control - - wear the Black & Red of the Sandista Party on this date. FSLN Forever.
 

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The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
WTF?! :wth: How did I not know about this???

Hey, Pado -- if what they say is true, I hope the Manolo Blahnik fairy visits you tonight.

OK, multiple times. :pint:
Actually, I did manage to steal a fetching pair from the office. Then I fapped them. Now, I have to return them before the owner arrives in the morning or concoct a believable alibi in case I don't make it.


Hmmm, it looks as if somebody broke in last night, through the window in my office! Is anything else missing?
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
117,033
Oh crap, I would have forgotten. Thank you Green Fairy! (Not really my birthday, but a very important anniversary)
July 19, 1979: Somoza beaten out of Nicaragua and Sandinistas take control - - wear the Black & Red of the Sandista Party on this date. FSLN Forever.
Pado, I have seen you talk about Nicaragua several times in the past. What sort of connection do you have with the country?

And you must be quite the leftie. ;)
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
117,033
Ode to Pado:

@Andy, If I'm ever in a restaurant and see somebody eating spaghetti with meatballs and alfredo sauce I will walk to his table, pick up the plate and throw it against the wall. Then I will order the bastard something he can actually eat and pay for it!
:lol2:

God, that is even funnier than walking up to an old couple in a Chinese restaurant, screaming, "Do you know what a Blacklist is? Well a Blacklist is WHAT IS GOING ON HERE???!!!! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF WEASELS... HEHEHEHEHEHEE," then slamming your fists on the table.
 

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L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,981
Better yet, tell them that their dinner is going to be late -- because you discovered illegal financial transactions between Zheng Xiaoyu and the restaurant owner, and you've been sent in by the Chinese government to execute him.
 

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