++ [ originally posted by Padovano
] ++
Andy, you perverted little pig-boy, I finally got off my hairy backside and mailed you the Juve shirt yesterday (Thursday). I also enclosed a couple nude pics of myself
Just kidding.
I actually packed the envelope full of cocaine and then alerted the Pennsylvania Post Master to be on the look out.
Just kidding.
I actually packed the envelope full of child pornography and alerted the FBI.