++ [ originally posted by Andre 3000
] ++
Well, as some of you may or may not know, a certain number of posters here on this forum were branded as Elitist.
To commemorate that comment, we have formed the W.B.T.Y.A., or "The We're Better Than You Association".
The following charter members are as follows, and they can never, under any circumstance be removed from this club.
I call them "4 Ginnys and a Brit"
Andre 3000 AKA Sergio AKA "Where the fukk did he disappear to now?" - Chairman of the Board.
IncuboRossonero AKA Nick AKA Someone ban his ass already- President
Shadowfax AKA Paul AKA "You get as nervous as a ten year old girl at an 'NSYNC concert whenver he quotes your post"- Chief Financial Officer
Padovano AKA Robert AKA Ambulance Chaser- Consigliere
Vinman AKA Vinny AKA "Truth hurts, doesn't it?"- Security Advisor
However, we can't do this alone, and the following are our Lieutenants:
Fabiana AKA Miss Venezuela (oops, sorry)- Public Relations. Beauty and Brains are a rare package, and she's one of us.
Hydde AKA Arturo AKA Drinking Buddy- Department of Alcohol and Tobacco. Our connection to the Finest cuban cigars and Jamaican Rum cannot be overlooked.
Graham AKA Gray AKA "I have a 1st class ticket to Heaven, how about you?" - Spiritual Advisor and Liason to the "Commoners"
Kiko AKA Ummm........ He's a Montreal Canadiens fan, and that goes a llllloooonnnnnnngggggg way with me & Nick. You'll be required to post more, however, if you want to stay.
Martin AKA "El Presidente" AKA "I have a serious Giuly fetish"- Chief Benefactor. That, and he can ban us in a moment's notice, so he HAS to be in the club
Vilhelmas AKA Fli AKA "President of the Lilliana Fan Club"- Eastern European Delegate, cheif supplier of our Caviar, and he is our "Mr. Wolf" from Pulp Fiction. He gets things done.
Ian AKA White Bob Marley AKA Dimebag AKA "No, Nick, You're Self Serving, "No, Ian, YOU'RE Self-Serving"- Metaphysical Guru #1) He had my back when the shit hit the fan with me and Ancelotti, and #2) He's my friend, so that overrules everything else.
Kaiser Franco AKA Well, Kaiser Franco, I guess.- Love him or hate him, agree or disagree with him, you have to admit, You most definitely come out of your conversation the better and more knowledgable for it
The following are under consideration for inclusion.
Mac/Mrs. Mac- Depending on who wins the holy war going on between the multiple personalities in his head. We're rooting for the Mrs.
Majed- We could use a delegate of Arab descent. Oh yeah, he knows his shit too.
Nina- She's nice to me, so who cares how she treats everyone else
Denco- Yes, I'm pretty sure he hates me. However, he's smarter than a whip in the hands of an experienced domanatrix, and I know, that Deep (Really Deep) inside, he has a sense of humor that cna be appreciated
Thank you for your support.
I would also like to suggest that the people who are included in this club add the following to their signature
"Proud member of the W.B.T.Y.A."
So there you have it.
Buy on AliExpress.com
