According to the Holy Gospel of Luke, Parma supporter Matteo died of natural causes. Biblical scriptures cite that Matteo died because he jumped out in front of a bus, a sacrifice for all hypocritical Serie A fans in God's green earth. According to reports, the bus was controlled by Jesus Christ himself who decided Matteo was not worthy of life. According to the AP, even Allah was skeptical of the life of Matteo.
"Matteo was just a wierdo," cited Allah. "He jumped into a bus after years of being banned from football. That doesn't make any sense."
Matteo was a well known Parma fan who always ate Parmalat products during each and every match. The man was known to eat three pounds of mozzarella every match, thus hampering his ability to avoid a moving bus. Matteo was a known retard.
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"Matteo was just a wierdo," cited Allah. "He jumped into a bus after years of being banned from football. That doesn't make any sense."
Matteo was a well known Parma fan who always ate Parmalat products during each and every match. The man was known to eat three pounds of mozzarella every match, thus hampering his ability to avoid a moving bus. Matteo was a known retard.
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