Mario Mandžukić (119 Viewers)

[pitbull]

Dont know if your heatmap post was a joke or not. But thats definetely not his heatmap. On the link I posted you can check every single players heatmaps. They are there every game. Mario's are usually very sparse, as he yes is very lazy and runs the least on the team, contrary popular myth. Last game was an exception for him with 50 touches on the ball. Thats what a normal player should aim for minimum, each game. Mario's has been ~19-30ish most games. His heatmaps shows his little contribution too.
He is most definetely the most hyped player currently. Good for us though lol

I don't think he's lazy, he just switches off during a lot of games when the going is easy, which certainly do not help his stats that he is conserving energy so much when the result is in our favor. But he's still putting in more defensive work than Dybala or Ronaldo, that's why Allegri is comfortable playing them 3 together (which I personally don't like).

Besides, I don't agree that he should have 50 touches on the ball every game, he's good as a target man and has a decent touch for someone his size, but you don't want him exchanging one-two's during the build-up or trying to set someone up with a defense splitting pass, Mario should always be close to the box once we're comfortably in opponents half

 

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[DAiDEViL]

lol who are you? sign off dude. Im putting content into my posts and trying to back my claims up with data. Thats what a forum is for, isnt it? All I have seen from you are teenage insults and offtopic posting. And you have 32k posts in 3 years. That sounds like a lot of BS to me.

That's good advice, I might just do that. As for your "content", I hope you are aware that calling Mandzukic out of all players lazy is absolutely ridiculous. Everybody with a pair of functioning eyes will disagree with you on that.

 

[icemaη]

 

[Gep]

Dont know if your heatmap post was a joke or not. But thats definetely not his heatmap. On the link I posted you can check every single players heatmaps. They are there every game. Mario's are usually very sparse, as he yes is very lazy and runs the least on the team, contrary popular myth. Last game was an exception for him with 50 touches on the ball. Thats what a normal player should aim for minimum, each game. Mario's has been ~19-30ish most games. His heatmaps shows his little contribution too.
He is most definetely the most hyped player currently. Good for us though lol

I can’t be arsed to check. But that heat map was supposedly for the first half only. Whether it’s true or not is irrelevant to me. Just thought it looked funny. Kind of looked a bit like you.

 

[Juvenann]

https://dugout.com/juventus/the-mandzuki-show-vs-napoli

 

[juve103423]

https://dugout.com/juventus/the-mandzuki-show-vs-napoli

A blank page? not surprised!!

Actually, do we have any of his highlights somewhere? Not talking about the few goals, but his episodes during different games, like we can find for other players. A ballon d'or player must have had a lot of brilliant plays accumulated.

 

[Juvenann]

A blank page? not surprised!!

Actually, do we have any of his highlights somewhere? Not talking about the few goals, but his episodes during different games, like we can find for other players. A ballon d'or player must have had a lot of brilliant plays accumulated.

 

[Cerval]

 

[pitbull]

What do you think about Mario's hair, if it was up to you, would you leave it as is?

 

[Mr.NoGood]

Just a few photos of our boy terrorizing others.

 

[Cerval]

Didn't he retire from international football?

 

[Mr.NoGood]

Didn't he retire from international football?

Yes he did. These are old photos.

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World's biggest mystery: Mandzu and cutting tracksuits.

 

[Juvenann]

What do you think about Mario's hair, if it was up to you, would you leave it as is?

I love Mario's haircut, it's his aesthetic hallmark. However his hair has gone through some variations...

His haircut in the last cup of the world was a mistake. What's that shaved triangle shape above the ear?

Why, Mandzu? Why?
He was also too skinny and that disadvantaged him.


It's also better that he always leave his hair longer just behind his head, because he has a flat head. But it's much better that his hair doesn't under the ears (with so much hair):

This haircut it's...NO GOOD

He must ALWAYS have his forehead in the form of M.


When he painted his blond tips he was very beautiful and stylish

For me with these hair variations is very, very beautiful...

And with beard and mustache

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Omg, I have never written anything more interesting in this forum

 

[Snobist]

Was Croatia's most important player at the World Cup, and was our most important player in our big matches last year.

Agree on Croatia part. Their most important players were
Mandzu>Perisic-Modric
But someone everyone was fapping about Modric.

 

[Nedved96]

Agree on Croatia part. Their most important players were
Mandzu>Perisic-Modric
But someone everyone was fapping about Modric.

Rakitic was also arguably more important than Modric.

Modric’s is getting these awards because of his career achievements rather than specifically 2018.

 

[pitbull]

I love Mario's haircut, it's his aesthetic hallmark. However his hair has gone through some variations...

His haircut in the last cup of the world was a mistake. What's that shaved triangle shape above the ear?

Spoiler

Why, Mandzu? Why?
He was also too skinny and that disadvantaged him.


It's also better that he always leave his hair longer just behind his head, because he has a flat head. But it's much better that his hair doesn't under the ears (with so much hair):

This haircut it's...NO GOOD

He must ALWAYS have his forehead in the form of M.


When he painted his blond tips he was very beautiful and stylish

For me with these hair variations is very, very beautiful...

And with beard and mustache

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Omg, I have never written anything more interesting in this forum

that's a topic you have given some thought to my favorite was this part
very, very beautiful...

I know you must be tired of people challenging your sex, but this post pretty much confirms you're either a girl or Alen

 

[X Æ A-12]

for being attracted to Mandzukic? Exclusionary and homophobic much?

 

[pitbull]

for being attracted to Mandzukic? Exclusionary and homophobic much?

lol, rather you are dumb much. I'm yet to see a guy, gay or not, comment on any players hair buzzing with excitement and providing 12 pictures , so it's either a girl or a psycho DA master, as far as I know tuz only has one of those.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Doubling down on the homophobia

 

[j0ker]

Doubling down on the homophobia

Stop being such a faggot.