Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench (1 Viewer)

Mar 24, 2006
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#1
Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
He panicked and called the police to help him

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.
4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.
Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis

Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.






:lol2:

I have nothing to say , that was just a plain idiocy :crazy:
 

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Jun 13, 2007
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:lol:

How did his dick fit in? A newborn baby's penis wouldn't have fit in that hole. He is Asian though.

I wonder how this person will get along with his life though. Imagine the whole world finds out you're a horny, stupid, asian with a micro-sized penis that enjoys having sex with a bench.
 

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