Lukaku a̶n̶d̶ ̶K̶e̶s̶s̶i̶e̶ thread. (8 Viewers)

[Boksic]

he's 30, expensive, unreliable, has a shitty personality, hated by the fans, proven choker in finals or big matches. one of the dumbest players in recent memory. do not want. in fact only some rich arab club wants him until he fails there too

yes, he can work in a system. a system that we don't have. at inda he had a functioning midfield behind him with two mediocre but attack minded wingbacks, and lautaro paired with him, who's a cunt but a very good, agile, good passer striker we don't have

stats aren't transferable to other teams, stats don't work in a vacuum, they also have a context

allegri's system doesn't exist around the opposition box. yes, he'd hold the ball better than vlahovic. this would probably be the only unquestionable upside on the short run

and above all it's lukaku ffs

He also missed 18 games last season through injury and on the downward curve. Plus he looks very much like the type of player who could drop off substantially as he gets older and it is harder to maintain your physique.

 

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[U Picciriddu]

Allegri’s system is the equivalent of antimatter, any player who is made for is system should automatically be considered as a red flag.

 

[Knowah]

Daniel.

This isn't the way, friend. Please take a step back from the dark abyss below.

 

[Boksic]

At the moment there is no agreement between Chelsea & Juventus over the valuations of both player.Chelsea value both the players equally whereas Juve want some additional fees plus Lukaku.

[@SkySport)

Got to laugh that we can't get a decent deal from Chelsea, the team who paid 65m for Cucurella and 70m for Mudryk.

 

[juve123]

Pep Guardiola:""I'm European champion because a striker missed a clear header from three yards away..."

 

[Espectro]

He is Lukaku FFS!!!

How can anyone consider this a good move or defend this???

 

[juve123]

Vlahović is valued at €75m-€80m by Juventus while Lukaku is valued at €45m by Chelsea.

[@DiMarzio)

 

[KB824]

Oh boy.

That's all I've got for now.

 

[Knowah]

He is Lukaku FFS!!!

How can anyone consider this a good move or defend this???

Agreed 100%. I have no words.

 

[Osman]

Anyone suggesting we swap Vlahovic for Lukaku should be fired.

And anyone who thinks that's a good idea here should be banned.


Was nice knowing you @DanielSz :

 

[DanielSz]

he straight up failed in tuchel's system which is probably the closest thing to allegri's in lukaku's career

also failed at manure and was benched by inzaghi in a cl final who favored uncle dzeko

he's 30. he's expensive. he's lukaku. fuck him.

failed at man u? He had 36 G+A in his first season and had multiple injuries he was playing through the following season, similar to his season under Tuchel. So his injury history would be a better argument against him. And Tuchel's approach in the attacking phase is different than Allegri's, as he prefers to have all his attackers interchange, while Allegri (and Lukaku) prefers his front man to stay more central. Their similarities are pretty much just in the defensive phase.

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And anyone who thinks that's a good idea here should be banned.


Was nice knowing you @DanielSz :

I dont think its agood idea, but my reasoning is different.

 

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[Dostoevsky]

I would actually rather sign Scamacca rather than Lukaku

But Vlahovic - Lukaku swap deal LOL. We're such morons it feels like we'll do it in the end.

 

[Juve92]

I will quit watching football if he comes here

And fuck you Allegri, you son of a whore

 

[BIG DADDY!!!]

Why does this feel like our final punishment for trying to start the Super League?

Cerferin's punishments as follows:

First your league will humiliate you and punish you by deducting ten points

Then we will punish and humiliate you by banning you from all European completions.

Then finally you shall humiliate and punish yourselves by trading your most valuable asset for Lukaku.

 

[Espectro]

I honestly feel like cryig...

 

[Bianconero81]

The only thing more ridiculous and retarded than Cuckventus making this move is anyone actually attempting to endorse and justify it. Fuck this club.

Garbage football? Check.

Fossilized turd of a coach and a repulsive reptilian subhuman? Absolutely.

A board and a management that willingly take it up the ass repeatedly? Affirmative.

A plethora of trash players who also happen to be highly dislikable? Confirmed.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Fuck this club

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What's lukaku like trying to score from the byline or maybe hes better at basketball than pogba?

 

[Espectro]

Love the "Get riid of Lukaku" part..

 

[PedroFlu]

I will quit watching football if he comes here

And fuck you Allegri, you son of a whore

Man, this post feels so good