ok so here we are,that time again. i have broken another milestone,15k posts,probably less than 1000 of so are serious posts,the rest-desperate attempts at humour some lame,some hit right out of the park. luckily for me this forum is full of diverse characters and some of you "get" me.
so in traditional Bozi style i am going to make the least serious dedication i can imagine,i am gonna go through as many of you as i can (memory permitting)listing what i dislike about you...for those with a funny bone,hopefuly you will appreciate my attempts,for those who don't...fuck off,this is not for you
by the way i have done this in order of reputation and sorry if i miss anyone
Rab-dude your freakish stalking nature makes you a prime candidate to be "that guy" who murders our beloved captain and is found standing in a pool of his blood in your underpants "fiddling" with yourself and fondling his boots
Jack-somehow i always knew you were a secret tranny,then you post a picture of you outside running wearing tights,Pado would be proud you old sexual deviant
Byron-you inspired me to create captain 9-ball,a South African business man by day,ball on the world biggest pool table by night
Dusan-you?mod?not on my watch you horny,couch humping,fridge raiding nutcase
American Andy-one day you will take many drugs,freak out and write a rambling attack on evryone and everything,none of us will notice the difference
Juve baby-sometimes i think you love delpie more than me
Greg-shit in a coffee can was a great idea,but with your location i am surprised you didn't think of shit on a popsicle...shame on you
Vlatko-Trez hates you,straight up,he said you were a pedercina
Burke-the worlds nicest man,you helped my granny cross the road, i only wish it wasnt while holding onto your penis
Dru-one day i will learn your registration plate number,call your local constabulary,report it stolen and wait for the helicopter recording to stream in....EAT MEAT damnit
Tahir-shhh,this thread is a decoy,the CIA are still watching you,keep a low profile,your mission will become clear soon
Rami-my mother said if i cant say anything nice then don't say anything at all,but what the fuck does she know? probably still more than you
Alen-i the forums Palladino,your opening post was pure gold,now you have sailed into mediocrity,so sad
Hambon-AKA the sand nigel pimpernel, they seek you here they seek you there,they find you easily due to the stench of underarm hair
Bisco-at this rate you will graduate just in time to be like the Egyptian Luke Perry in 90210,so obviously older than everyone else on campus,but never mistaken for a lecturer
Christina-ok ok i edited it,stop crying...pffft women
Snoop-U.G.L.Y get used to keeping cats for company
Maresca-alen,i fear you have been imprisoned in an underground sex dungeon and i doubt you will be trying to escape anytime soon
Rami-nothing interesting to say since 2007TM
Urosh-damn man i seen some of the women you find attractive,i bet bomb victims turn you down
Ahmed-You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
rebel-we all know you are a zionist in disguise
Vinman-i bet you holster your gun down the front of your pants
Red-i couldn't insult you, you live in Aberdeen,pretty much teh worst thing that could happen to you was being born and raised there...i fell for you
fred-GET THE FUCK OUTSIDE,i bet you are the whitest sand nigel in history
PAdo-whats the point,you don't read here
Chester,just as well you are a bookie,otherwise nobody would know who you are
Cutajar-Avram Grants love-child,stop touting tickets you little whore
Albertmare-remembered more for your avatar than your posts
XXX- you dont get a mention until the Cheryl Cole av comes back
Turk-the most tender and understanding man i know, you have the patience of an angel
besmir-whoo-hoo you got some lady love,hopefully of the same species
Angela-pavel aint your daddy
fabi-actually don't know you enough to say anything,except Andy wants into your pants like burke wants into andy's
AAron-grow a beard,yup that will distract everyone from the ginge
marcello-you know nothin
Salman-you should tell everyone your last name is Rushdie,you might get more attention that way
Fliakis-the only Lith not linked to hearts,god you must be shite
Osman-i want my pen back,it went missing just after you joined the forum
Andries-please come back,we all miss your thoughtful take on the discussion
rehan-not been around since you stopped maturating and lifting weights instead
Sergio-YOU SUCK!
Lion-like all of canada you are simply...MEH
Arif-i can only assume you opened a cornerstore since you are never around
Sheik Yerbouti-COOL username.........kinda misleading isn't it?
Iceman-appropriate username you raging homo
Mikhail-has teh sense of humour of you average daily mail reader
Martin-it must eb annoying letting your intelligence RUIN EVERYTHING
Bianconero-HEE_HAAWW
sorry if i missed anyone,add you name and i will shit on you from above
cheers
so in traditional Bozi style i am going to make the least serious dedication i can imagine,i am gonna go through as many of you as i can (memory permitting)listing what i dislike about you...for those with a funny bone,hopefuly you will appreciate my attempts,for those who don't...fuck off,this is not for you
by the way i have done this in order of reputation and sorry if i miss anyone
Rab-dude your freakish stalking nature makes you a prime candidate to be "that guy" who murders our beloved captain and is found standing in a pool of his blood in your underpants "fiddling" with yourself and fondling his boots
Jack-somehow i always knew you were a secret tranny,then you post a picture of you outside running wearing tights,Pado would be proud you old sexual deviant
Byron-you inspired me to create captain 9-ball,a South African business man by day,ball on the world biggest pool table by night
Dusan-you?mod?not on my watch you horny,couch humping,fridge raiding nutcase
American Andy-one day you will take many drugs,freak out and write a rambling attack on evryone and everything,none of us will notice the difference
Juve baby-sometimes i think you love delpie more than me
Greg-shit in a coffee can was a great idea,but with your location i am surprised you didn't think of shit on a popsicle...shame on you
Vlatko-Trez hates you,straight up,he said you were a pedercina
Burke-the worlds nicest man,you helped my granny cross the road, i only wish it wasnt while holding onto your penis
Dru-one day i will learn your registration plate number,call your local constabulary,report it stolen and wait for the helicopter recording to stream in....EAT MEAT damnit
Tahir-shhh,this thread is a decoy,the CIA are still watching you,keep a low profile,your mission will become clear soon
Rami-my mother said if i cant say anything nice then don't say anything at all,but what the fuck does she know? probably still more than you
Alen-i the forums Palladino,your opening post was pure gold,now you have sailed into mediocrity,so sad
Hambon-AKA the sand nigel pimpernel, they seek you here they seek you there,they find you easily due to the stench of underarm hair
Bisco-at this rate you will graduate just in time to be like the Egyptian Luke Perry in 90210,so obviously older than everyone else on campus,but never mistaken for a lecturer
Christina-ok ok i edited it,stop crying...pffft women
Snoop-U.G.L.Y get used to keeping cats for company
Maresca-alen,i fear you have been imprisoned in an underground sex dungeon and i doubt you will be trying to escape anytime soon
Rami-nothing interesting to say since 2007TM
Urosh-damn man i seen some of the women you find attractive,i bet bomb victims turn you down
Ahmed-You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
rebel-we all know you are a zionist in disguise
Vinman-i bet you holster your gun down the front of your pants
Red-i couldn't insult you, you live in Aberdeen,pretty much teh worst thing that could happen to you was being born and raised there...i fell for you
fred-GET THE FUCK OUTSIDE,i bet you are the whitest sand nigel in history
PAdo-whats the point,you don't read here
Chester,just as well you are a bookie,otherwise nobody would know who you are
Cutajar-Avram Grants love-child,stop touting tickets you little whore
Albertmare-remembered more for your avatar than your posts
XXX- you dont get a mention until the Cheryl Cole av comes back
Turk-the most tender and understanding man i know, you have the patience of an angel
besmir-whoo-hoo you got some lady love,hopefully of the same species
Angela-pavel aint your daddy
fabi-actually don't know you enough to say anything,except Andy wants into your pants like burke wants into andy's
AAron-grow a beard,yup that will distract everyone from the ginge
marcello-you know nothin
Salman-you should tell everyone your last name is Rushdie,you might get more attention that way
Fliakis-the only Lith not linked to hearts,god you must be shite
Osman-i want my pen back,it went missing just after you joined the forum
Andries-please come back,we all miss your thoughtful take on the discussion
rehan-not been around since you stopped maturating and lifting weights instead
Sergio-YOU SUCK!
Lion-like all of canada you are simply...MEH
Arif-i can only assume you opened a cornerstore since you are never around
Sheik Yerbouti-COOL username.........kinda misleading isn't it?
Iceman-appropriate username you raging homo
Mikhail-has teh sense of humour of you average daily mail reader
Martin-it must eb annoying letting your intelligence RUIN EVERYTHING
Bianconero-HEE_HAAWW
sorry if i missed anyone,add you name and i will shit on you from above
cheers
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