Jesus Linked With Juve (1 Viewer)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

From Heaven:

Today it was reported that Jesus H. Christ may be wearing the black and white of Juventus next season. It was reported that Juve will have to secure his transfer from God, as money is not worth anything in Heaven, Juve will pay in souls. Kaka was reportedly very hurt when he learned that his idol would not be playing with the Rossoneri. Kaka said this: "I LOVE JESUS, HE IS MY SAVIOR....HE WOULD PLAY FOR JUVE???? I'M GOING TO LYNCH MYSELF!" Jesus will reportedly wear a jersey without a number, and play in sandals.....

 

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[Boudz]

It's just Tribal

 

[sateeh]

you see thats the funny stuff that just makes me laugh through the night and makes my next day a bit better

 

[Red]

I hope we don't sign him.

At about 2000 years old i feel he is past his best.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yea, but he can die and then re-rise....making him younger.

 

[Dinsdale]

Do you like pie, Burke?

 

[Red]

Yea, but he can die and then re-rise....making him younger.

Maybe.

We better not play him in goals though because I hear he isn't good at dealing with crosses.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Do you like pie, Burke?

Yea I like pie....but not DELPIE!

 

[Dinsdale]

Why not?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I think you guys over-rate him.

 

[HelterSkelter]

I dont fucking want to play for Juventus

 

[JCK]

Maybe.

We better not play him in goals though because I hear he isn't good at dealing with crosses.

:rofl2:

Excellent

 

[Oggy]

I think that he is not Juve-material...

 

[Dinsdale]

I think you guys over-rate him.

But that's not his fault. Poor Delpie.

 

[Snoop]

Imagine if Ahmedios was a Christian, man he would burn like hell after this thread.. I am sure he is bashing us now and how we "Atheists" aren't going mad..

 

[JCK]

What's wrong in being and atheist anyway?

 

[Dinsdale]

Who has a problem with being atheist?

 

[Turk_Bianconero]

Imagine if Ahmedios was a Christian, man he would burn like hell after this thread.. I am sure he is bashing us now and how we "Atheists" aren't going mad..

and if you were not a fool,you could know Muslims believe Jesus

 

[JCK]

and if you were not a fool,you could know Muslims believe Jesus

I don't see a reason to start calling names.

 

[Snoop]

and if you were not a fool,you could know Muslims believe Jesus

Muslims doesn't believe the Jesus that Christians believe to.