[ITA] Serie A 2007/2008 (37 Viewers)
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OMG
Lol, thanx Boz.
Here is another one from me (with a little help from Edmund Blackadder
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Somewhere in Milano...
Mancini: I spy with my little eye something beginning with the letter…….Z
Moratti: I know, give me a minute…Z….Z….Z…..Z….nothing here that starts with Z, Mancio.
Mancini: Well, I can see something that starts with Z, it’s not my fault you’re blind, boss
Moratti: If you mean that you see Zero trophies here let me remind you that I’ve put both our trophies in the other room.
Mancini: No, it’s something else. Watch better, you can see it
Moratti: I can’t see anything that starts with Z man, I give up. What is it ?
Mancini: It’s Zlatan’s nose !!
Moratti: What the fuck !! Where in hell do you see Zlatan’s nose here ?
Mancini: Look through the window boss. You see that huge thing behind those 2 buildings on the north side of the town ?
Moratti: Ah, yes, I can’t believe I missed it. It’s my turn now……. I spy with my little eye something beginning with T.
Mancini: Breakfast ?
Moratti: Not with “tea” you baboon, with the letter T, i mean something that begins with the letter T.
Mancini: Sorry boss, I didn’t have a proper breakfast since Maicon moved to my place. He thinks he prepares the best omelet but it smells like feet and I can’t eat it. Give me another one.
Moratti: Ok, here it is……..i spy with my little eye something beginning with the letter R !
Mancini: Art !!!
Moratti: With R you idiot, with the letter R. Art begins with A, not with R. And where the fuck do you see art here in this room ? Come here so I’ll spank you !
Mancini: You boss, I meant you. You are a piece of art.
Moratti: Err, heh, errr, well yes I am, ain’t I ? You’re a good kid Mancio. Just that you should have visited the classes more often so you wouldn’t make me angry when you don’t know the simplest things. But you’re a good kid and some day you’ll be a solid coach.
Mancini: Thanks boss. Heeey, boss, I have some guests tonight and I was wondering if you’ll let me take our trophies so I could show them to my guests ?
Moratti: Sure, no problem.
Mancini: Greaaaaaaat, I’ll send 3 men at 15:00 to take the trophies
Moratti: 3 men ? What do you need 3 men for ? I’ll put our trophies in a floppy disc, I’m sure they’ll fit there.
Mancini: Cool, oh and boss, can I use your computer for a while ?
Moratti: Sure, come take my seat, I’ll go now. I need more space anyway so I’ll be in the trophy cabinet. See you later kid !
Lol, thanx Boz.
Here is another one from me (with a little help from Edmund Blackadder
)Somewhere in Milano...
Mancini: I spy with my little eye something beginning with the letter…….Z
Moratti: I know, give me a minute…Z….Z….Z…..Z….nothing here that starts with Z, Mancio.
Mancini: Well, I can see something that starts with Z, it’s not my fault you’re blind, boss
Moratti: If you mean that you see Zero trophies here let me remind you that I’ve put both our trophies in the other room.
Mancini: No, it’s something else. Watch better, you can see it
Moratti: I can’t see anything that starts with Z man, I give up. What is it ?
Mancini: It’s Zlatan’s nose !!
Moratti: What the fuck !! Where in hell do you see Zlatan’s nose here ?
Mancini: Look through the window boss. You see that huge thing behind those 2 buildings on the north side of the town ?
Moratti: Ah, yes, I can’t believe I missed it. It’s my turn now……. I spy with my little eye something beginning with T.
Mancini: Breakfast ?
Moratti: Not with “tea” you baboon, with the letter T, i mean something that begins with the letter T.
Mancini: Sorry boss, I didn’t have a proper breakfast since Maicon moved to my place. He thinks he prepares the best omelet but it smells like feet and I can’t eat it. Give me another one.
Moratti: Ok, here it is……..i spy with my little eye something beginning with the letter R !
Mancini: Art !!!
Moratti: With R you idiot, with the letter R. Art begins with A, not with R. And where the fuck do you see art here in this room ? Come here so I’ll spank you !
Mancini: You boss, I meant you. You are a piece of art.
Moratti: Err, heh, errr, well yes I am, ain’t I ? You’re a good kid Mancio. Just that you should have visited the classes more often so you wouldn’t make me angry when you don’t know the simplest things. But you’re a good kid and some day you’ll be a solid coach.
Mancini: Thanks boss. Heeey, boss, I have some guests tonight and I was wondering if you’ll let me take our trophies so I could show them to my guests ?
Moratti: Sure, no problem.
Mancini: Greaaaaaaat, I’ll send 3 men at 15:00 to take the trophies
Moratti: 3 men ? What do you need 3 men for ? I’ll put our trophies in a floppy disc, I’m sure they’ll fit there.
Mancini: Cool, oh and boss, can I use your computer for a while ?
Moratti: Sure, come take my seat, I’ll go now. I need more space anyway so I’ll be in the trophy cabinet. See you later kid !
now that is a great idea, could be worth a bash
The second one was undeserved indeed because he got the ball first. He deserved a yellow for 2 very tough tackles but a red card is undeserved.
The presure put on the refs by the media is finally giving results.
2 red cards for Inter in 2 matches, and both before the 20th minute
The presure put on the refs by the media is finally giving results.
2 red cards for Inter in 2 matches, and both before the 20th minute
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