“What would I have done differently? I would’ve stayed at home.”
Luciano Spalletti releases his new single ‘Je ne regrette absolutely everything’ :rofl2:
“Daniele De Rossi’s goal was so good that it should have counted for eight, so really Roma won 8-7. If Manchester United want to celebrate, then that’s up to them, but we know the moral victors.”
Roberto Benigni insists it’s quality not quantity that counts in football.
“It almost hurt more because the fans never stopped cheering us on.”
Daniele De Rossi might change his mind under a hail of rotten tomatoes.
“I want everyone to remember what Roma did up to 20.45 last night…”
Unfortunately for Roma chief Rosella Sensi, most will remember what happened after 20.45 on Tuesday night…
“I must admit that I am very excited, even more so than ahead of the World Cup Final last summer.”
If only Francesco Totti knew what was to follow…
“This is Francesco Guidolin’s last day on the Palermo bench.”
President Maurizio Zamparini speaks with absolute certainty – two days before welcoming his Coach back to the club.
“I will make a decision on whether to sack Francesco Guidolin on Monday. Right now I will eat my Easter egg.”
Never let it be said Zamparini makes his choices on an empty stomach. In fact, most of his bizarre decisions are made with the help of a fortune cookie.
“I don’t know why journalists ask me about my system, as you know that if I see the situation isn’t going well, then I’ll change it.”
Claudio ‘Tinker Man’ Ranieri is keeping his cards so close to his chest that even he can’t see them.
“I have a contract in place until 2008, but if this side is being constructed for 2010, then I might not be here.”
Fabio Liverani aims to have his feet cryogenically frozen for Fiorentina.
“If I could clone Pavel Nedved, then I would do so immediately.”
Dider Deschamps sets out his plan for Cylons FC.
“I didn’t even feel the captain’s armband, because this is the only way I know how to play.”
Gennaro Gattuso leads the way – whether anyone is following him or not.
“Juventus certainly don’t belong in Serie B.”
Tell it to the judge, Napoli boss Edy Reja!
“I had to make some tactical changes and the final result proved that I was right.”
Reggina boss Walter Mazzarri underlines that he knows best.
"It does not surprise me that he's out of a job because almost every club he's gone to he's not done it as a manager. He's messed up most of the time."
Dwight Yorke endears himself to Torino fans with his thoughts on former Granata Coach Graeme Souness.
"Cristiano Ronaldo is a puffball who's never done it on a big occasion. I don't think they'll do it tonight because they're playing against good, experienced professionals. Maybe I'll have an egg on my face in a few hours' time but I doubt it."
RTE pundit Eamon Dunphy before Man Utd thrashed Roma 7-1.
