Imbecilic Things You Did in High School (1 Viewer)

[Bjerknes]

I'm sure people did a lot of stupid things during one of the most boring and useless institutions in our land, and looking back at high school the only thing I remember is just that...stupidity.

We were so bored one time that we thought it would be funny to pick up chalkboard erasers and throw them in the ceiling fans, letting them fly and allowing the Laws of Physics to have their way with them. One time I almost struck the Theology teacher square in the head with a wooden eraser, as throwing such things in a fan is always interesting as you never know where the object will go. It's like lottery. Fuck him, he was a geek anyway.

Then one kid walked into yet another morality class and decided to throw his folder of naked women up into the ceiling fan, thus letting fly approximately 20 pictures of labia all over the classroom. One fell directly on the teachers desk, and the culprit didn't care because he wasn't even in the class. Without ceiling fans our high school days would have sucked.

 

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[Rami]

We did something similar but with the AC. We had these window shitty old AC systems and with time and constant mischief the fans (i dont know what you call them, but they are those slabs that direct the air to a certain point) were entirely pulled out. So we had just cold air coming out of huge hole. Anyways before certain teachers came to class, everyone in the class pulled out a paper from their notebooks and started ripping it to small chunks and pieces. Then we used to fill that hole with the paper (of course the AC would be off, the switch was outside the class). So now we had a huge hole full of paper and just waiting to burst. In comes the teacher, after 5 minutes one guy would just stand up and excuse himself to the bathroom. Instead, of course, he goes out and switches the AC on.

WE just fashioned our own school-made confetti cannon....as soon as the paper starts to come out we just stand up and jump around shouting like we were in a party totally disregarding the teacher.


ahhhh the good ol days

 

[Il Re]

hmmm, my best was flooding a chemistry lab.........good times

 

[Dan]

Hmm.

Well there was the website incident, where I got suspened for setting up an offensive website about the school.

There was also the one time throwing chocolate mousse around the toilet stands to make it look like poo had flown round the walls.

and the rotten fruit- hiding pieces of fruit in top cupboards until the smell was too terrible.

thats all I remember of recent times. Hardly stupid, just funny

 

[Azzurri7]

-Running after a teacher I wanted to beat, he started screaming and running like a crazy locking the door after him.

-Bringing Vodka n Redbull with me(got susp for 1week)

-a friend of mine bringing his PS1 once.....

-We did destroy lot of things(desks, chairs, walls etc)

 

[Zlatan]

This

 

[Azzurri7]

+rep

 

[flieeeekke]

good thing this thread has a word imbecilic in its title

 

[flieeeekke]

+rep me rab, i'll soon be in red because of the comments i made on ibrahimovic.


better dead than red!

 

[Il Re]

hehe, once i put shoepolish all over my maths teachers desk,
drew moustaches on posters of politicians in the history room in permanent marker, and there was an incident invololving lots of j-lo pics (around 100) being printed off in a computing lesson, i blamed it on someone else though

 

[Geof]

throwing explosive devices in the class and blaming others.

Putting an enormous rack behind the supervisor's door in the dormitory (I was intern) so he couldn't get out. And sing dirty songs out loud.

dumping this really hot girl

having 32% in math

... good ole days

 

[Desmond]

Good thread Andy. :smile:

I had lots of fun at high school too, mostly the kind that would get you into loads of trouble. I used to play footie with my mates till evening in school, and before leaving we'd usually take a bath in the showers. During one such day we decided the fire hose would do just as well; nobody was around anyway by that time. We ended up leaving flooding the classroom in a good two inches of water which subsequently flooded the corridors spanning the next four classrooms. Nobody owned up the next day, needless to say; the punishment would've been suspension at the least, possibly expulsion.

Another amusing incident involved a few calculus textbooks and a particularly attractive Chemistry teacher; it came to the time of the year when students had to clear out their lockers which typically would be full of stuff and as it came to the deadline we were threatened with confiscation of whatever remained in those lockers. Additional Mathematics textbooks were the heaviest of textbooks and naturally everyone loathed the idea of having to lug them to school and back every single day; one smartass proposed we hide them above the ceiling boards in class, retrieving them in between periods whenever neccessary. As you can probably imagine, the ceiling boards broke and a couple of books actually hit the Chemistry teacher, who fell and sprained an ankle as a result, breaking her heels in the process. Those with their names on the textbooks got god knows how many hours of detention. :biggrin:

 

[Joaco]

In my old school i danced tango with one of my friends, and then i danced with the teacher. Then they sent me to talk with the director and i get 2 days of supension

 

[V]

other than the usual, getting shitfaced drunk, puking on the desk and that stuff, first thing that comes to mind is something really stupid. since you already mentioned chalks, this is what some of my friends did once when we were pissed drunk. they smashed a few chalks into powder, rolled a 50, and smirked the fookin chalk, like you do drugs. one's nose was tottaly red the whole day, the other one's bled for a little less than 5 min! though i didn't do it, that ws one of the most imbecilic things i ever witnessed in life. still i was so drunk, that was also one of the funniest things i remember from high school.

 

[Dan]

This

That is a man who cries himself to sleep.

 

[Zé Tahir]

This happened at my High School about a year before I came. As tradition has it, the seniors who are leaving like to pull a final prank before they go. So the senior class of that year decided to do something really funny

Every morning there are announcements made over the TV, by students themselves, who act like tv anchors. One morning, some seniors got into the "studio", and switched the regular tape with a porno tape. Locked the room, and ran away. The rest is history

 

[3pac]

Going to school at 4 am and chilling with vietnam war veterans while they told us about how you need to do all the crazy shit you can before you're dead


I have so many, i can't even remember them.

Oh, and being escorted out of the homecoming dance by a police officer

 

[3pac]

This happened at my High School about a year before I came. As tradition has it, the seniors who are leaving like to pull a final prank before they go. So the senior class of that year decided to do something really funny

Every morning there are announcements made over the TV, by students themselves, who act like tv anchors. One morning, some seniors got into the "studio", and switched the regular tape with a porno tape. Locked the room, and ran away. The rest is history

I'm not sure if it's true or not, but everyone says that one year the seniors at my school de-chlorinated the pool, and threw in a shark

 

[Hydde]

oh shit i was in 10 grade..... it was a snny and funnyt day in my school..

it was when the mid-day break was just finidhing and we were returning to our classroom. I was walking and laughing with all my pals there.

The problem was that since we were in 10, the only way to get to the classroms of higer levels was a big downstair, which was used by almost the entire 10,11 and 12 grade people at the same time (a lot of people).

Well, i was used to use the stair while talking and so on,,, but i didn realized that my shoes were a little slippery. Well, in the instant i touched the stair, i lost balance and fell like a dork.. since it was a stair, i just rolled ALL the way down taking with me a lot of people...

in the end were like 7 people in the floor.... i was really ashamed and i just listened the big noise of everyone lauging LOL---- i just got up and ran to the classroom... and tyhere everyone was asking what happened in the stairs.... and i advised that "some stupid guy rolled the stairs" and everyone went to see what happened.....

it was useless, some minutes later they all returned like "hey it was u! BUAHAHAH!"

It was funny anyways, at least i took like 6 people with me jajaja,,, was too funny.

Even nowadays, my pals still remember that incident

 

[3pac]

I don't have many stories from during school hours, but I have billions from weekends


In 6th grade my best friend raised his and and asked the teacher, out of no where, "If you have sex with your clone, is it masturbation?"