Il Capitano Alessandro Del Piero (76 Viewers)

[Martin]

Is Sonia pregnant?

It was Rab

 

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[Azzurri7]

Rab as pregnant woman or Rab as the husband? I wouldn't mind the first role.

 

[Martin]

Rab as pregnant woman or Rab as the husband? I wouldn't mind the first role.

I suspect that you reached out to the Del Pieros and offered to be of service. They said "no, thanks, we don't need any help cleaning the house, we have that under control. Cooking? Actually we love doing that. You know there is one thing.." And you said "name it" so DP said "you know, sex once in a while is great, but getting pregnant is a lot of work, you have to try so many times before it finally happens, and I already have so much work training on the pitch, you understand that right?" and you said "You can count on me, I'll help to make it 3-0".

 

[Wahdan]

Who’s the highest goalscorer in Serie A’s history?

 

[Neutrol]

Silvio Piola with 274

 

[RAMI-N]

It was Rab

Rab as pregnant woman or Rab as the husband? I wouldn't mind the first role.

I suspect that you reached out to the Del Pieros and offered to be of service. They said "no, thanks, we don't need any help cleaning the house, we have that under control. Cooking? Actually we love doing that. You know there is one thing.." And you said "name it" so DP said "you know, sex once in a while is great, but getting pregnant is a lot of work, you have to try so many times before it finally happens, and I already have so much work training on the pitch, you understand that right?" and you said "You can count on me, I'll help to make it 3-0".

 

[Il Re]

Rab I'm back, did you miss me in this thread?

 

[Byrone]

Rab I'm back, did you miss me in this thread?

Where have you been Rehan?

 

[Azzurri7]

I suspect that you reached out to the Del Pieros and offered to be of service. They said "no, thanks, we don't need any help cleaning the house, we have that under control. Cooking? Actually we love doing that. You know there is one thing.." And you said "name it" so DP said "you know, sex once in a while is great, but getting pregnant is a lot of work, you have to try so many times before it finally happens, and I already have so much work training on the pitch, you understand that right?" and you said "You can count on me, I'll help to make it 3-0".

wth, that is so unMartin of you but I like it.

 

[Il Re]

Where have you been Rehan?

Well, I started Uni and got into MMA, so I basically became completely immersed in both, no excuse I know, but then I remembered I missed this place, it was actually Del Piero's record that reminded me, but the important thing is I'm back

 

[Azzurri7]

Rab I'm back, did you miss me in this thread?

You missed too many things here bro. Good to see you back.

Edit your sig btw.

 

[Byrone]

Well, I started Uni and got into MMA, so I basically became completely immersed in both, no excuse I know, but then I remembered I missed this place, it was actually Del Piero's record that reminded me, but the important thing is I'm back

Cool man. Last time i was on fb you were looking beasty. You gave up on the footie?

I just can't see you running around a pitch with all that bulk.

Btw do you know who you're talking to?

 

[Azzurri7]

Btw do you know who you're talking to?

Prostitute?

 

[Byrone]

Prostitute?

Yeah but he doesn't know which one. You're the most famous & popular prostitute in Juventuz though.

 

[Azzurri7]

Yeah but he doesn't know which one. You're the most famous & popular prostitute in Juventuz though.

Well, at least when I pick up a major, I try to be the best.

 

[Byrone]

Well, at least when I pick up a major, I try to be the best.

Don't be modest now. You have the sexiest lips & most intriguing eyes ever.

 

[Azzurri7]

Don't be modest now. You have the sexiest lips & most intriguing eyes ever.

You need talent also, not only image.

 

[Il Re]

Cool man. Last time i was on fb you were looking beasty. You gave up on the footie?

I just can't see you running around a pitch with all that bulk.

Btw do you know who you're talking to?

actually i don't! who isit?!

yea, they asked me to come back for preseason, but i had uni, and it was that or risk it with the footie, chose the safe option, also they were being funny about paying for my flight etc, i officailly retired from footie, havn't kicked a ball in over a year! and also as u said, i'd put on a lot of weight, so yea, took up mma!

 

[Azzurri7]

actually i don't! who isit?!

yea, they asked me to come back for preseason, but i had uni, and it was that or risk it with the footie, chose the safe option, also they were being funny about paying for my flight etc, i officailly retired from footie, havn't kicked a ball in over a year! and also as u said, i'd put on a lot of weight, so yea, took up mma!

I'll give you a hint, he's rich, attractive and works as a pimp in his free time.

 

[Byrone]

actually i don't! who isit?!

yea, they asked me to come back for preseason, but i had uni, and it was that or risk it with the footie, chose the safe option, also they were being funny about paying for my flight etc, i officailly retired from footie, havn't kicked a ball in over a year! and also as u said, i'd put on a lot of weight, so yea, took up mma!

Byrone.

That sucks bro. What do you weigh now? Last time you looked like you were in the 90kg plus category.

The MMA craze is also take this place by storm here, all my mates have gotten into it but i'll pass. I need to preserve the last bit of brain cells i have left.

I asked Dru already but is it true that Batista is doing MMA now?