Intressiert mi so sehr, wie wenn in China a Radl umfoit!
Means: So interesting, when a bike falls to the ground in China
Intended: You are boring me!
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Is ma Wurscht!
Means: Its sausage to me (no joke)
Intented: It doesn't matter
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Geh ma ned am Wecker!
Means: Don't go on my Alarm Clock! (again no joke)
Intended: You are going on my nerves!
But thats not very usual German! Its more Viennese dialect, which sounds 10 times better!