I has been behind the bars twice : one (one day) for illegal possesion of weapons and the second( as they told me) for...trying to invade the United states of Northamerica...five days in a frontier prision....
Thats what they said when i was trying to crossing the border, but had no passaport with me (i left it in my home). Had to do it cause i need to pickup some things in the american side.
BTW, the only efective invasion that USA has suffered in their whole history was conducted by....Pancho Villa....