Gym and fitness (41 Viewers)

[Zacheryah]

I enjoy female attention.

But I'm only human

I too, when i'm outlifting the gym. PowerGains go first, bitches go second.

Impossible to be happy when barely deadlifting 2x bodyweight

 

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[Post Ironic]

Really? You $#@!en potato farmer!

Dude. I've seen the light. Zach edgamacated me. I don't grow vegetables and legumes anymore. I only eats the meat and grains now.

 

[Maddy]

how do i ask a girls number at gym

Hey. Can I smell your Gym-panties? No? Okay. Just give me your number then. Works every single tiem.

 

[Post Ironic]

how do i ask a girls number at gym

Apply for job at gym. Work there one week, take contact info for all attractive girls at gym. Names, phone numbers, addresses.

Bump into girls accidentally on street outside their home. Say you go jogging there often.

 

[Enron]

DIET COKE!

 

[Zacheryah]

Dude. I've seen the light. Zach edgamacated me. I don't grow vegetables and legumes anymore. I only eats the meat and grains now.

You'd miss sticking your cock in a freshly grown tomato too much

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Apply for job at gym. Work there one week, take contact info for all attractive girls at gym. Names, phone numbers, addresses.

Bump into girls accidentally on street outside their home. Say you go jogging there often.

I know several owners or guys that open it, that do this with great succes

 

[Maddy]

I too, when i'm outlifting the gym. PowerGains go first, bitches go second.

Impossible to be happy when barely deadlifting 2x bodyweight

Hard to be happy when guys liek me are fingering your girlfriend on the Cross Trainer while you are masturbating over in the Squat Rack.

 

[Enron]

how do i ask a girls number at gym

Or like everyone does it. Introduce yourself, don't look like a moron, ask for the digits.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

 

[Post Ironic]

You'd miss sticking your $#@! in a freshly grown tomato too much

Only because tomatoes are red, and I can picture your girlfriend on my dick...

 

[Zacheryah]

Hard to be happy when guys liek me are fingering your girlfriend on the Cross Trainer while you are masturbating over in the Squat Rack.

She's faithfull. And she'd also rek you completely.

Only because tomatoes are red, and I can picture your girlfriend on my dick...

I used to get a little upset on such comments before i heard them so much. But i do the same if the image is worth it :tongue:

 

[Ocelot]

Go to the front desk and tell them the girl forgot her bag and you want to return it to her, so you need her number

Dis some creepy stalker/private detective stuff right here

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Women come and go, but gains are forever. Gains are love, gains are life.

 

[Lion]

Or like everyone does it. Introduce yourself, don't look like a moron, ask for the digits.

don't look like a moron

don't look like a moron

aww fuk bye. mission failed before starting

 

[Zacheryah]

"Hello, my name is Lion. Are you someone's daughter?"

 

[Nzoric]

how do i ask a girls number at gym

Hi. Wanna come back to my place and dissolve in Diet Coke?

 

[Klin]

Getting attention is not always good in your case, Zach.

 

[Zacheryah]

Hi. Wanna come back to my place and dissolve in Diet Coke?

I'm afraid you'd need regular coke for that

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Getting attention is not always good in your case, Zach.

It was in a gym, so whatever your comment was supposed to mean, it doesnt matter. I'm not there for pussy, i'm there to focus on my lifts.

I was annoyed cause i'm in a condition where i'm well under my normal strength level. Pussy watching doesnt change that.

 

[Klin]

I was annoyed cause i'm in a condition where i'm well under my normal strength level. Pussy watching doesnt change that.

We didn't know that. Thanks for sharing it. Again.

 

[Zacheryah]

It simply annoys me that much