Netherlands are known to be ultra-flat, as most of it is under sea level. I just happen to live about as far South-East you can go without leaving the country, where there's hills all over the place.
Meh, screw corny, it's good that you're picking it up again. Same situation health-wise then. Not fat, just getting back into the whole fitness thing, get some results before the summer. It's all good man, as I said, good luck.