"As I was passing my street.i saw a man shot by armed rubbers..he was oozing with blood, but wat marvelled me was dat he was busy reaching 4 his fone..after typing smtin on his fone, he died..out of pity i drew closer to him, he was dead but his fone was still on..so i took d fone..wat i saw was facebook page...d poor guy just updated his status...saying "I DON DIE"
