Because HE'S a GODDAMNED ENGLISH CUNT. I've expected it from him. He reflexedly saved a shot with his head most probably because an ant went up his anus and bit his G spot which twitched his mother fucking head. He can't even speak English properly with his ancestor's accent. He'll be going to Euro wanking on the field.
Oh wait. England ain't in Euro. Yea he can jerk off in front of the TV watching lesbian porn. Cristiano Ronaldo making love to Van Der Saar.
Oh wait. England ain't in Euro. Yea he can jerk off in front of the TV watching lesbian porn. Cristiano Ronaldo making love to Van Der Saar.
