Just when we had begun to wonder if Newcastle United were at last cleaning up their act, along came Lee Bowyer and Kieron Dyer to add the next preposterous instalment to the soap opera script of Life at St James' Park. Oh, to have been a fly on the wall of the home dressing room when the manager Graeme Souness confronted his two midfielders after they were sent off for brawling in front of some 50,000 fans in the closing minutes of the 3-0 defeat against Aston Villa on an afternoon that was supposed to have been celebration of Alan Shearer. The hard man Souness versus the resident head-cases would have made compulsive viewing.
And what thoughts must have been running through Shearer's mind? The ground had risen to salute this Geordie icon in recognition of his decision to give them one more season as a player instead of taking a seat alongside Gary Lineker in the Match Of The Day studio. Souness had announced 24 hours earlier that Shearer would be player-coach next year and, one day, could be his successor as manager. By Saturday night, the offer was looking more like a gruesome threat than a tempting promise.
Souness fingered Bowyer as the culprit in the fracas, and the slow-motion television replays that Shearer might have been analysing in another life seemed to support his judgment. This, let us not forget, is the same Bowyer who has a bit of form when it comes to sorting out grievances violently. Although he was cleared of grievous bodily harm and affray after a rowdy night out with Leeds team-mates left an Asian student seriously injured, he had previously been convicted of attacking the staff of a McDonald's restaurant.
The surprise in Dyer's involvement was that it came on the same day as a public apology to Sir Bobby Robson for the behaviour he realises contributed to Robson's sacking earlier in the season when Dyer more or less refused to play in the position where he was told to play. It has taken months for the Toon Army to begin to forgive him for putting the knife into football's favourite grandad, so it will be interesting to see if they turn on him once again.
The immediate upshot will be FA bans that will rule Bowyer and Dyer out of the FA Cup semi-final against Manchester United, unless Newcastle somehow manage to get the red card against Dyer rescinded, and their absence hardly bodes well for their club's chances of reaching the final. Meanwhile, with a tough-looking Uefa Cup tie against Sporting Lisbon looming on Thursday, Souness can hardly be relishing European competition so soon after a humiliating Premiership defeat while his team is once more giving very public evidence of its warring factions.
Bowyer and Dyer's apology to the fans, the chairman, their club and families was all very well. But neither said sorry to the other man. Where was the public handshake that might have suggested this simmering enmity would not explode into open confrontation once again? Where was the recognition that they are professional sportsmen who, like all of us, sometimes have to work alongside those we do not choose as bosom buddies.
All this, Shearer now realises can be his and he must be wincing at the prospect. Apparently a Souness charm offensive, whereby the manager regularly tells the world the former England star remains the best striker in the business, finally paid dividends on a recent morale-building trip to Dubai. Goodness only knows what Bowyer and Dyer were doing, but Shearer admitted a few drinks might have taken their toll on his powers of reason as he agreed to extend his playing career in a rare u-turn.
This was the man, after all, who had been strong enough to shun Manchester United to return to Tyneside, and had taken the tough decision to walk away from international football when he realised his best days were past at the highest level. He knows time is taking its toll and he had seemed ready to quit while the crowds were still calling for more. In another era, Denis Law crossed Manchester to play for City in the last days of his playing career and looked little more than a shadow of the man who was arguably the greatest striker ever to wear the United jersey. Perhaps, with hindsight, he might have been better to have bowed out as an Old Trafford legend. And so it might be with Shearer.
Souness has played a smart card pandering to the ego of the crowd favourite who saw Ruud Gullit sacked when he had the temerity to leave him out of the side, and who watched as Robson was shown the door after also choosing to leave Shearer on the bench. (The chairman Freddy Shepherd said this weekend that Shearer would not have played on had Robson remained.) And Shearer has been an ally for Souness this season when a trigger-happy chairman might have been getting nervous once more as results left the club out of contention for a place in the Champions League.
Perhaps there will still, finally, be a cup to place in the Newcastle trophy cabinet at the end of the season. But many an idea seems wonderful late at night over a few beers, while reality can be rather less appealing in the sober light of day. My worry is that Shearer has committed to a season too many, while Bowyer and Dyer have given an all too graphic reminder that the St James' Park manager's job may be just about the toughest assignment in English football.
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