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[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++


Wait a minute, that's where I live. Not this character. That would destroy only me. You love me, remember?

Okay, we will rescue you a la Stackhouse from Srebrenica in Bosnia during "Behind Enemy Lines."


After that, the radiation will change the whole Hague poulation into TURD FACES.

 

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[turd head]

++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++






How much for the german gay porn?

same price. this isnt oxfam.

 

[Turd Face]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++


Okay, we will rescue you a la Stackhouse from Srebrenica in Bosnia during "Behind Enemy Lines."


After that, the radiation will change the whole Hague poulation into TURD FACES.

then it will be a little like america. 65% retarded population.

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
Okay, we will rescue you a la Stackhouse from Srebrenica in Bosnia during "Behind Enemy Lines."


After that, the radiation will change the whole Hague poulation into TURD FACES.

Works for me. Where's my saviour?

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Turd Face ] ++
I was once molested in the hague

how many times do I need to apologise??

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Turd Face ] ++


then it will be a little like america. 65% retarded population.

Sorry, our entire population won't be dead.

 

[swag]

++ [ originally posted by Unregistered ] ++
The only opening we have is for Beastiality DVDs. Is that a problem?

For me or for the yak?

 

[Turd Face]

Is it true that you guys are going to war against the sea turtle because its a terrorist threat to your oil tankers?

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Turd Face ] ++
Is it true that you guys are going to war against the sea turtle because its a terrorist threat to your oil tankers?

Correct. The sea turtle was just named as an 'axis of evil' and President Bush decided to do a preemptive strike. Unfortunately members from the PETA Army will protect the sea turtle, so more resources are required. Anyways, we'll blow them all to hell.

 

[swag]

Nah. The CIA is going to recruit a pair of 4cm-tall identical Japanese twins to sing for Mothra, and he's going to come around and knock some serious turtle %^#$ out of Gomorrah.

 

[Turd Face]

If your from san francisco does that automatically make you gay? sorry just wondering.

 

[Turd Face]

Im just joking though guys. I dont really hate you americans.

Infact i think your kinda cute with your mcdonalds and starbucks

 

[swag]

Why of course we're all gay. We're such big flamers, we've got military intelligence investigating if they can turn the cascades of fire shooting from our asses into a top secret weapon against terrorists!

Every night we wander the streets in sleeveless T-shirts and tight jeans, singing chorus songs of our favorite Judy Garland musicals.

What planet are you from?

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++
Why of course we're all gay. We're such big flamers, we've got military intelligence investigating if they can turn the cascades of fire shooting from our asses into a top secret weapon against terrorists!

Every night we wander the streets in sleeveless T-shirts and tight jeans, singing chorus songs of our favorite Judy Garland musicals.

 

[swag]

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++
I thought that was just a rumour. Weird.

Just don't tell my wife. She might start asking questions about all those men's fitness magazines I get.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

turd face where are you from

 

[Your a big gay Turd Face]

Toronto

 

[Emma]

oh my god oh my god!

 

[You are a big gay turd face]

I am no more a god than you are.

 

[Emma]

Got any more american jokes?