David Beckham, Goal Scorer (11 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

 

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[V]

Yeah. Turns out his physician made a bundle by leaving that CCD camera in there from his colonoscopy and selling the broadcast rights to ESPN. umpkin:

 

[Stu]

The Americans would make you think David Beckham is actually a good player.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

The Americans would make you think David Beckham is actually a good player.

 

[Sadomin]

The Americans would make you think David Beckham is actually a good player.

He is good enough for most European top teams.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

The funny thing is, most of us wouldn't, and....he isn't.

 

[Stu]

He is good enough for most European top teams.

I agree, but I hate him.

You're a liar, Burke.

 

[Bjerknes]

Beckham is on the pitch right now, making his MLS debut.

Goddamnit, I wish my contact remembered to get tickets to me because I'd be there heckling Becks right now.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

No doubt....

WE would be heckling.

 

[Bjerknes]

Man, RFK is entirely sold out. The entire upper deck is filled to capacity.

Only half of the upper deck was filled for the Milan - Barca match.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Well, I guess Becks brought out all the fags to the game.

 

[Bjerknes]

Now that was a sweet throughball by Beckham. A nice hospital ball for the pussy Donovan and... BLOOM. Injured pussy.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Bloom, tell her to sew that....

 

[Carlo D]

He has 2 skills...he can do something productive with a free kick & he can cross a ball. If he had been born in a country where those skills are common he wouldn't get nearly so much fuss made of him. Having a missus who was once a "name" celebrity does him no harm either...

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

The best quote I ever heard about him was:

"What do you think of Beckham?"

"Well....he can't dribble, lacks pace, can't pass, has no left foot...other than that he is a great player."

 

[Carlo D]

What about "He wears his wife's panties?"

 

[Bjerknes]

He has 2 skills...he can do something productive with a free kick & he can cross a ball. If he had been born in a country where those skills are common he wouldn't get nearly so much fuss made of him. Having a missus who was once a "name" celebrity does him no harm either...

I'm not one to defend Beckham, but besides freekicks and crosses he is also a great passer of the ball. There's no doubt about that.

And is it me or did Tommy Smyth compare an LA Galaxy striker to Andy Cole?

 

[Bjerknes]

What about "He wears his wife's panties?"

Who doesn't. :eyebrows:

Hell, I'd wear her panties.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What about "He wears his wife's panties?"

I've fucked him twice....and he wasn't wearing any panties either time.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Who doesn't. :eyebrows:

Hell, I'd wear her panties.

I'd eat her box, but I don't know about all that.