I love the idiots on the Internet.
So this story about Goldman Sachs announcing a "stablecoin gold rush" is all over the place with breathless fanbois salivating at how it will start raining gold.
https://fortune.com/2025/08/20/goldman-sachs-stablecoin-gold-rush/
So I explain to a few of these clown boys that a stablecoin, by design, has zero returns. At least relative to the currency which it targets. Hence you'd be better off buying Labubus if you think buying stablecoins is going to make you rich.
Because, and it is even in the name, a stablecoin just sits there and doesn't appreciate relative to its indexed currency if everything goes well.
The clown posse is up in arms, saying that I'm just a trad-fi apologist.