Cristiano Ronaldo (125 Viewers)

[Xperd]

CRISTIANO RONALDO!

Dem Brit commentators shouting 'RONALDOOOO' at the top of their lungs each time he scored on us used to annoy the fuck out of me.

It would feel really good to be on the opposite end this time round tho

 

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[MikeM]

Ronaldo has 139 million followers on Instagram. It makes business sense to pay 100M just for him to wear our shirt on his instagram page, let alone actually play for us.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Only Instagram account that has more followers than him is Selena Gomez

 

[Jem83]

Inter - Juventus 2018 highlights on the official Serie A Youtube channel has over 800 thousand views.

Juve A - Juve B 2018 has 6,5 million views on some fan channel.

Just a perspective.

There's so much wrong with that. I'm not gonna lie... it irks me, somewhat.

That said; He is our player now. And although this info did not cause a direct hard-on, I can confirm that a chub did occur.

Thank you. Thank you all for your attention.

 

[Fr3sh]

Only Instagram account that has more followers than him is Selena Gomez

She's not even pretty and is shite singer

 

[X Æ A-12]

She's not even pretty and is shite singer

Not thicc enough for you? She is definitely pretty.

 

[Jem83]

CRIS - TIANO

R O N A L D O

We fucking signed Cristiano Ronaldo!!

I'm realizing this just NOW. I mean, I knew it intellectually/objectively/spiritually/vasectomy/clitoridectomy/pancreatectomy, but I haven't been able to fully grasp it until now.

Are you guys telling me we actually signed

CRISTIANO RONALDO???

@CR 7

 

[Monty]

CRIS - TIANO

R O N A L D O

We fucking signed Cristiano Ronaldo!!

I'm realizing this just NOW. I mean, I knew it intellectually/objectively/spiritually/vasectomy/clitoridectomy/pancreatectomy, but I haven't been able to fully grasp it until now.

Are you guys telling me we actually signed

CRISTIANO RONALDO???

@CR 7

 

[Jem83]

 

[X Æ A-12]

CRIS - TIANO

R O N A L D O

We fucking signed Cristiano Ronaldo!!

I'm realizing this just NOW. I mean, I knew it intellectually/objectively/spiritually/vasectomy/clitoridectomy/pancreatectomy, but I haven't been able to fully grasp it until now.

Are you guys telling me we actually signed

CRISTIANO RONALDO???

@CR 7

 

[Fr3sh]

Not thicc enough for you? She is definitely pretty.

Nah bro, she needs to double up on them quesadillas

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Nah bro, she needs to double up on them quesadillas

she looks like a child

 

[X Æ A-12]

I agree that she is too thin but saying she is not pretty?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I agree that she is too thin but saying she is not pretty?

Pretty but not in a sexy way imo

 

[Fr3sh]

she looks like a child

It's as if she never left Barney and friends.

 

[DAiDEViL]

She's not even pretty and is shite singer

 

[Kal El]

Inter - Juventus 2018 highlights on the official Serie A Youtube channel has over 800 thousand views.

Juve A - Juve B 2018 has 6,5 million views on some fan channel.

Just a perspective.

Exactly..

While Juve's YouTube channel literally slept without uploading anything. They would've gotten 10M+ views, easily.
Just so they can sell more 3,99€ memberships...

 

[DAiDEViL]

YouTube money

 

[IliveForJuve]

How the fuck is Selena Gómez pretty? Wouldn't even give that bish the time of the day.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

How the fuck is Selena Gómez pretty? Wouldn't even give that bish the time of the day.

She looks like she would be a huge bitch.