Create your own limericks (1 Viewer)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

So I saw this on another forum and thought it would be cool to see what the members here can come up with.

For those who don't know what a limerick is, may this video be of help:


Here's one I just came up with:

There's a member here who call himself Raz
I wonder how many brain cells he has
Understanding him is hard
Made me go full retard
Well fuck him, I'll go listen to some jazz!



Right. So on with it.

 

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[Kate]

Your meter is a bit off there, Mr Yeats.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Your meter is a bit off there, Mr Yeats.

Apologies. It was my first attempt.

I bet you can come up with something better.

 

[chester]

If Juventus looses, I feel bad
If Juventus draws, I feel sad
Luckily, in our titel rush
This doesn't happen much
So mostly, I feel glad

beat this

 

[Cuti]

There once was a man called Rab,
Who thought Del Piero was fab,
He lived in Romania,
he has Alex mania,
and now he's stealing a cab

 

[Kate]

Apologies. It was my first attempt.

I bet you can come up with something better.

I'm challenged to come up with a rhyme
Though frankly I don't have the time
I wish that I could
And maybe I would
But I fear that I'm far past my prime

We used to have to do these in school, it's been a long while...

 

[ZoSo]

This thread is gay
It don't give me no pay
If I worked all day
I would get me some pay
but alas
this thread is still gay

 

[Kate]

This thread is gay
It don't give me no pay
If I worked all day
I would get me some pay
but alas
this thread is still gay

That's not a limerick.

 

[ZoSo]

That's not a limerick.

Yeah, I feared that. Don't matter cos this thread is gay.

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Rhyming everything is more fun anyway

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ok I read how to make a limerick...


I once went into a bad thread
It gave me a really sore head
Like this page
It's a bit strange
Makes me wanna go to bed

 

[JCK]

NO

 

[Maddy]

NO

a voice of reason

 

[Kate]

Yeah, I feared that. Don't matter cos this thread is gay.

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Rhyming everything is more fun anyway

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ok I read how to make a limerick...


I once went into a bad thread
It gave me a really sore head
Like this page
It's a bit strange
Makes me wanna go to bed

I like how you still did one.

 

[ALC]

Sheik told me once he offered his boss
with nary a blink his salad to toss
i wanna kill sheik
he likes to eat dick
and he doesn't believe on the guy in the cross

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Get a job, Sheik.

 

[Völler]

 

[Gep]

What's this gash thread about?

 

[Kate]

The best part is that that video is useless, and racist

 

[Jem83]

Something died in me
When I tried out sobriety
But then I got saved
By Men who are brave
Known as The Society