It starts with VAR
One thing,
I don't know why,
It doesn't even matter how hard you try.
Keep that in mind,
I designed this rhyme to explain in due time of a 5-0 misery
(All I know)
Time is a valuable thing,
Watch it fly by as Doue swings
Watch it count down till the Rube inflicts their pain
VAR just started and did nothing at all.
(It's so unreal)
Barella cried, Di Marco got fried,
The ref took ages to decide.
A handball? An offside call?
VAR just stared—did nothing at all!
I tried so hard, and got so far,
But in the end, we lost five-nil!
We begged for checks, dived till the replay,
But in the end, VAR said ‘not todayyy'
We parked the bus,
It caught on fire,
Simone's tactics sank like a flat tire.
The scoreboard?
Looked like a Bukake scene,
We got dembeled harder than a bad limousine!
The ref raised his hand,
VAR pressed ‘delete,’
Our final hopes,
Were left in receipts
I tried so hard, and got so far,
But in the end, we lost five-nil!
We thought VAR would change our fate,
But even technology said mate, its now tooooo late