Breaking News: Juve to reveal new player (1 Viewer)

[Boudz]

Breaking News:
Capello is reported to have had it with Juve's recent performances, and he was recently quoted to saying "The players are not passing the ball enough to Zlatan, they have to understand he is the special one, only if we pass every ball to him then we can win the Champions league. I've had it, every day I lineup the team and have Zlatan stand in front of them, then everyone gets a turn to pass to him, after receiving the ball Zlatan dribbles past 7 sticks. SEVEN!!! I don't understand, don't the players see what i'm seeing? Thats it!! This weekend a new player will wear the Juventus jersey, and that player will be me!!! This way I can be sure that Zlatan will receive every ball. Like the old saying goes, you want something done, you gotta do it yourself!! Go Zlatan!!"

 

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[Philipp00]

 

[Maher]

???

 

[gaspipe]

oh my gosh

 

[Juve89]

Theres nothing like a good pile of crap in the morning.

 

[GRK]

Why do I feel a compulsion to laugh?

 

[Muha]

Its not PS2 dude, where u can dribble past 7 sticks.....

 

[rokkstar]

 

[Hambon]

Source? and which one of our sub players has the attributes of Aimar/Riquelme or anyother star playmaker?? Please elaborate Mr. Capello...

 

[Boudz]

Source? and which one of our sub players has the attributes of Aimar/Riquelme or anyother star playmaker?? Please elaborate Mr. Capello...

What?

 

[Hambon]

Where did you get the info.....


and what player do you think will fit the role??

 

[Tino]

close this stupid thread!!!

 

[Boudz]

oh okay, it was a breaking news story on CNN, and i think Capello would do an amazing job, he might even move Kovac 2 an attacking midfielder, this way he can pass the ball faster 2 Zlatan

 

[IlDivinCodino]

zlatan as lone striker, capello as keeper
he can haf all the goal kicks distributed to zlatan

what a load of bullshit

 

[IlDivinCodino]

zlatan dribbles past 7 sticks?
chopsticks you mean?

 

[Boudz]

He mentioned something about a new tactic where the juve players make a circle and hold hands while Zlatan is in the middle with the ball and the circle moves towards the goal while zlatan is bouncing the ball on his face. when next to the goal zlatan will be given 5 chances to get the ball into the goal.

 

[Hambon]

Mods....some one close this ridiculous thread...

 

[IlDivinCodino]

OMG...........wtf is all this nonsense dude?
you must have been striped of your mind, not clothes

 

[ZAF3000]

+ REP

 

[Rhizoid]

Good one Stripper!

I think we have one hell of anti-Capello/anti-Zlatan bandwagon here.

It's a shame we had such high expectations. Quite surprised at the huge disappointment. Plus the fact we didn't beat AC Milan this season to make it even.