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Hambon

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Apr 22, 2005
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They might be good at Football but there laws are a bit whack...check these articles i found and feel free to comment

Thu, December 15, 2005

Loo encounters of a third kind

By AP


RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil -- For most, it's the men's room or the women's. A Brazilian city is trying to give an option to those who don't fit easily into either category.

A bill passed by the Nova Iguacu city council would require night clubs, shopping malls, movie theatres and large restaurants to provide a third type of bathroom for transvestites. Mayor Lindberg Farias will decide whether to make it a law.

City councillor Carlos Eduardo Moreira said many transvestites are reluctant to go out because there's no bathroom for them.

And he denied the cost of building a third bathroom would be a big problem for restaurant or club owners.


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No room at cemetery, so mayor bans death


Associated Press

BIRITIBA MIRIM, Brazil — There's no more room to bury the dead, they can't be cremated, and laws forbid a new cemetery. So the mayor of this Brazilian farm town has proposed a solution: outlaw death.

Mayor Roberto Pereira da Silva's proposal to the town council asks residents to "take good care of your health in order not to die" and warns that "infractors will be held responsible for their acts."

The bill, which sets no penalty for passing away, is meant to protest a federal law that has barred a new or expanded cemetery in Biritiba Mirim, a town of 28,000 people 45 miles east of Sao Paulo.

"Of course the bill is laughable, unconstitutional, and will never be approved," said Gilson Soares de Campos, an aide to the mayor. "But can you think of a better marketing strategy ... to persuade the government to modify the environmental legislation that is barring us from building a new cemetery?"

A 2003 decree by Brazil's National Environment Council bars new or expanded cemeteries in so-called permanent preservation areas or in areas with high water tables. Environmental protection measures rule out cremation.

That left no option for Biritiba Mirim, a town on the so-called "green belt" of rich farmland that supplies fruits and vegetables for Sao Paulo, Brazil's biggest city. The town produces 90 percent of the watercress consumed in Brazil.

Most of Biritiba Mirim sits above the underground water source for about 2 million people in Sao Paulo, de Campos said. The rest is covered by protected forest.

More than 50,000 people already are buried in the 3,500 crypts and tombs in Biritiba Mirim's municipal cemetery, which was inaugurated in 1910.

The cemetery ran out of space last month and 20 residents who have died since November were forced to share a crypt. But even that solution has limits.

"The crypts will be filled to capacity in six months. ... We have even buried people under the walkways," de Campos said. "Look, people are going to die. A solution has to be found, or we'll have to break the law."

At least 20 towns within 60 miles of Biritiba Mirim have a similar dilemma, de Campos said, though none has ordered its citizens not to die.

Biritiba Marim isn't the first Brazilian town to draw attention with an unusual law. A few years ago, a mayor in Parana state banned the sale of condoms, arguing that his town needed to increase its population to keep qualifying for federal aid. Drugstores ignored the ban.

De Campos said his town wants the Environment Council to change the wording of the cemetery decree to allow exceptions approved by environmentalists.

Biritiba Mirim has set aside public land — five times the size of the current graveyard — for a new cemetery that environmental experts from the University of Sao Paulo say, "will not affect the region's water tables or surrounding environment," de Campos said.

The Environment Council declined to comment before a meeting to discuss the matter with local officials Thursday.

Meanwhile, town officials say they are hoping no one else dies
 

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Hambon

Hambon

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    Just ran across it and made me bust a U-turn to make sure i was reading them correctly...
     

    Bozi

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    Oct 18, 2005
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    hambon78 said:
    Just ran across it and made me bust a U-turn to make sure i was reading them correctly...
    read somewhere that in california a single woman cant go sky diving on a sunday WTF is that about?picturing lots of husbandds pushing their wives out of planes on sundays since
     

    Enron

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    Oct 11, 2005
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    The Brazilians on the football team say we Americans suck at life. I tell them they cant speak Portugese worth shit. We all laugh. Great guys those Brazilians.
     

    neath_lad

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    Jun 25, 2004
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    hambon78 said:
    Biritiba Marim isn't the first Brazilian town to draw attention with an unusual law. A few years ago, a mayor in Parana state banned the sale of condoms, arguing that his town needed to increase its population to keep qualifying for federal aid. Drugstores ignored the ban.

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    mad mun :lol:
     

    Zé Tahir

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    Dec 10, 2004
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    lol, that article about banning death doesn't really explain why. This one's better
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    Municipal regulations normally ban anything from smoking in public places to parking in certain zones.

    But officials in the Brazilian town of Biritiba Mirim, 70km (45 miles) east of Sao Paulo, have gone far beyond that.

    They plan to prohibit residents from dying because the local cemetery has reached full capacity.

    Mayor Roberto Pereira says the bill is meant as a protest against federal regulations that bar new or expanded cemeteries in preservation areas.

    "They have not taken local demands into consideration", he claims.

    Mr Pereira wants to build a new cemetery, but the project has been stalled because 98% of Biritiba Mirim is considered a preservation area.

    A 2003 decree by Brazil's National Environment Council forbids burial grounds in protected areas.

    'Ridiculous'

    Biritiba Mirim, a town of 28,000 inhabitants, not only wants to prohibit residents from passing away.

    The bill also calls on people to take care of their health in order to avoid death.

    "I haven't got a job, nor am I healthy. And now they say I can't die. That's ridiculous," Amarildo do Prado, an unemployed resident, told local media.

    The city council is expected to vote on the regulation next week.

    "Of course the bill is laughable, unconstitutional, and will never be approved," said Gilson Soares de Campos, an aide to the mayor.

    "But can you think of a better marketing strategy to persuade the government to modify the environmental legislation that is barring us from building a new cemetery?"

    The bill states that "offenders will be held responsible for their acts". However, it does not say what the punishment will be.

    BBC.com
     

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