Between Enemy Sheets-a modern Balkan Romeo + Juliet (2 Viewers)

[Nicholas]

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[Bozi]

this is going to end badly-
she is Croatian,he is Serbian
she is a schoolkid,he is a man whore
she likes cooking,he only eats sandwiches

and just wait till her daddy finds out

oh deary,deary me....thread title edited

 

[Snoop]

There once was a Serb named Dusan
He wore drag & was known as Susan

He was broke & never got paid
Which lead to him never getting laid

So he eventually got a job working with some maids
But Dusan was naughty & narrowly escaped without Aids.

He changed his life around when he met Lorena
He vowed to keep his deck in check & took a road to abstaina.

Then came along a man by the name of Alen
He was nasty & grimey as he was a repeat sex felon

Dusan didn't know how to protect his babe so he locked her in the kitchen.
Alen broke in with with a pan & Hoori started bitchen

Hoori slapped Alen to back & forth, to keep the racket down
He tried to back chat once again & she she mocked him like a clown.

Confused & dazed Dusan eventually called the cops
Lorena sprung to Alen's defensive claiming he was just a pops.

So Alen & Hoori went their seperate ways to find better days.
Dhee-Dhee approached . struck from behind & swept Hoori into a craze.

Alen started shouting & screaming like a one man gay band.
Dheeraj arrived with the cops on hand
That was all for Alen, he was off to gayman land

Hoori tried to thank dhee-dhee
but couldn't find his weenie
So he left & became a monk in a beanie.

So once the dust settled, Dusan & Lorena cuddled
They took an oath not to accept defeat
Then Dusan started to cheat

Lorena had her doubts but knew his name was fake melo
He stroked Dusan all the time & was a freaky fellow

She put a plan into action to regain Dusan's satisfaction
She found an englishman named Nick & politely chopped off his dick.

Dusan saw the error of his ways & decided to leave the buttsecs for the strays.