BEST TOASTS 2006/07 (3 Viewers)

K0STA

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I'd like to post one of my best toats... and see if you like it (Its tested and it works ;) )

Maybe some of you will share other toasts...

Suppose you are at the table drinking, having fun, maybe its somebody's birthday or so on ... And of course there are girls at the table... and you wish to say toast to the girls ;)

Here is one variant: (stand up, tell everybody to be silent/quiet and listen)

"There was a wizard, who had extremely beautiful wife. THis wizard had the ability to turn into eagle and fly around the world. Whenever he would see a girl more beautiful than his wife... He would use his power and turn the girls into PEARL and out on his necklace...

Many years have passed and his necklace became heavy with pearls... and once when he was as usual flying around... the string of necklace tore and these PEARLS fell down around the wold...

HENCE AI WOULD LIKE TO SAY TOAST TO THE PEARLS THAT FELL ON OUR TABLE... A TOAST TO GIRLS WITH US HERE RIGHT NOW :agree:

Let they be always as pretty as they are now and happy..... etc (Improvise) ;)"


Good Luck!!!

P.S. Of course I had to translate it from georgian to english... and its not perfect... But I guess I managed to express the IDEA :) you may correct it in your way use different words...
 

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K0STA

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    mark83 said:
    You drink too much wine... :D
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    Didn't you like it?:)

    Here in Georgia there is whole CULTURE of the process of drinking .. we always sit at the table... there is one guy always designated to say toasts... also toasts have certain order and so on... its pretty complicated ;)

    We respect women a lot ... and there always is toast for women ... (by the way we don't say toast for MEN:))

    Check it out when you have time to "waste" :))

    GEORGIA
     
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    K0STA

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    Erik-with-a-k said:
    I ain't toasting on the beauty of women :D
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    Why not?

    Wouldn't you say toast for your sister, mother etc.???


    We Georgians treat women with special care and things are pretty different:)

    Moreover, mother here in Georgia is so respected that if you will say to any Georgian something bad about his mother (Like Mother-F#$ker like its nothing in USA .... and they say this everytime) - you may get killed ;)
     
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    gagarini1 said:
    Didn't you like it?:)

    Here in Georgia there is whole CULTURE of the process of drinking .. we always sit at the table... there is one guy always designated to say toasts... also toasts have certain order and so on... its pretty complicated ;)

    We respect women a lot ... and there always is toast for women ... (by the way we don't say toast for MEN:))

    Check it out when you have time to "waste" :))

    GEORGIA
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    Yeah, sounds really complicated.

    I like it more when women respect me. :eyebrows:


    gagarini1 said:
    1. We Georgians treat women with special care and things are pretty different:)

    2. Moreover, mother here in Georgia is so respected that if you will say to any Georgian something bad about his mother (Like Mother-F#$ker like its nothing in USA .... and they say this everytime) - you may get killed ;)
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    1. If you´re getting more pussy cause of that, I might try it. :D

    2. That I respect, there is no person I love like my mother.
     
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    K0STA

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    mark83 said:
    Yeah, sounds really complicated.

    I like it more when women respect me. :eyebrows:




    1. If you´re getting more pussy cause of that, I might try it. :D

    2. That I respect, there is no person I love like my mother.QUOTE]

    My respect to you ! ;) Millions of people don't get that Mother is sacred, and that there is nobody who loves you more...

    P.S. try my toast some time and you'll get standing ovation!;)
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    K0STA

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    Just Bes said:
    thats a lot of memorizing for potentially getting some pussy
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    Come on.... :)))

    Its your desicion... Over in US and Canada for example (been for 10 months in USA and know it) girls don't have some special tratment and respect ... so this toast will get you some "Reputation points and huge respect in turn"

    P.S. Once I offered a chewing gum to my classmate girl in USA and she was so surprised.....
     
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    i like it...

    but here in america (usually at strip clubs from what friends have told me), when we drink we toast saying to the women -- "baby make us holla for this dolla" or "give me plenty for this 20"

    stay in skool
     
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    K0STA

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    OK guys, I guess none understood the point :(
    But it was no surprise, the culture is different... and hope it stays that way and F%ck Globalization...
     
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