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Bozi

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Oct 18, 2005
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:D THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005:


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]


Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]



Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]



Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]



Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]



War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]



If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]



Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]



Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]



Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!]



New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]




Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]



Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]



Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]



And the winner is....



Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
 

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