Here's what should happen. As a forum we form a corporation, pool our money together, and gain ownership of the club through a hostile takeover. As we all know, not a single soul on God's green Earth knows more than the Tuz collective, we are far too powerful to be stopped. We'll bring this club back within the year, CL trophy within 2.
Of course from there we begin buying up land and buildings around Turin to house members, rename city to Tuzin. Members that receive a ban are physically removed from the city and sent to Elba for the duration of the ban, naturally.
I want Nedved's job though.