Alexis Sánchez - Barcelona - ST (31 Viewers)

[Hust]

Well you could of shared it!

*Off to fap over the four amazing videos of Pastore*

post them in his thread.

:edit: too late, post them here instead.

 

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[Nicholas]

Best Youtube videos ever!





Close to 40 minutes of Pastore goodness.

Hus!

 

[Suns]

I fuckin' love it when show ponies become effective. It becomes unfair to the others. Lets see what guys like Zarate and Menez can do.

 

[Nicholas]

I love Pastore's elegance. He's like a Gazelle in a field.

 

[Bjerknes]

Pastore Migliore Buttfuckatore.

 

[Fake Melo]

I love Pastore's elegance. He's like a Gazelle in a field.

Sometimes reminds me of Zidane in Juve.

Anyhow, I prefer comps where they show his mispasses, failes of dribbling as well.

Give a more complete view on the player.

 

[Nicholas]

He's one of the few places who resembles anything like a Zidane. Still there will be never another Zidane.

 

[Hust]

I can't make up my mind who I would prefer.

 

[Nicholas]

Pastore would bring more Ladies to the Stadium.

 

[Trequartista]

Pastore's style is very similar to Kaka's.

I would prefer Pastore over Sanchez but well, crazy Zampa will not sell him for less than 30 M euros.

 

[Nicholas]

Pastore's style is very similar to Kaka's.

I would prefer Pastore over Sanchez but well, crazy Zampa will not sell him for less than 30 M euros.

Crazy Pozzo wants around the same for Sanchez.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I think Sanchez would be more of a success in our team.

 

[Trequartista]

I would test Sanchez for drugs before coming here though, the muscle he has put up recently is incredible.

 

[Nicholas]

I think Sanchez would be more of a success in our team.

Impossible to know. I think either would be a huge success here.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Impossible to know. I think either would be a huge success here.

Of course I can't know. But I like Sanchez, he bullish and determined, a fighter. Pastore appears kinda the opposite.

 

[Nicholas]

Of course I can't know. But I like Sanchez, he bullish and determined, a fighter. Pastore appears kinda the opposite.

To be fair both players underperformed when both their teams had a dip this season.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

To be fair both players underperformed when both their teams had a dip this season.

Maybe the teams underperformed because they had the dip.

I'm talking about personality though, attitude... balls!

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Maybe the teams underperformed because they had the dip.

I'm talking about personality though, attitude... balls!

 

[Klin]

I'm with TWW on this one. I think Sánchez would be better for us. I'm not so sure how much effective Pastore will be as a SS.

 

[Nicholas]

Let's be honest we'd kill to have either