Alessio Secco (26 Viewers)

swag

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Secco plotted this all along. In a drinking binge with Gigli one night in 2007...

Secco: "So, get this... I'm going to sign Almiron and Poulsen."
Gigli: LOL (pounds the table). "You're shitting me. I mean, the juventini are going to freak."
Secco: "No, wait... wait. I'm just warming up. Then I'm going to drop a bundle on Tiago. And he's going to be forced into our 4-4-2 and not play very well."
Gigli: "Ha! You're killing me here, Alessio. Stop it!"
Secco: "Oh, but it gets better. Tiago is gonna earn a 'ballerina' nickname from the fans, and then he's going to lock you in the bathroom."
Gigli: (spews his beer across the table): "WHAT?!! You can't be serious."
Secco: "Dead right I'm serious. And when we want to trade him away, he'll even refuse to go This on top of leaving the team with Grygera and Molinaro as the starting fullbacks!"
Gigli: "You are a madman, my friend. How is this hilarious episode going to end?"
Secco: "Oh, I've got that already figured out. Just when everyone thinks I'm a total ass clown at this and people stop paying attention, I'm going to sign a future Ballon d"oro trequartista, a beast of a DM, and a World-Cup-winning fullback."
Gigli: "Damn. Talk about pulling a mindfuck. Cheers to that, Alessio!"
 

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Osman

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swag said:
Secco plotted this all along. In a drinking binge with Gigli one night in 2007...

Secco: "So, get this... I'm going to sign Almiron and Poulsen."
Gigli: LOL (pounds the table). "You're shitting me. I mean, the juventini are going to freak."
Secco: "No, wait... wait. I'm just warming up. Then I'm going to drop a bundle on Tiago. And he's going to be forced into our 4-4-2 and not play very well."
Gigli: "Ha! You're killing me here, Alessio. Stop it!"
Secco: "Oh, but it gets better. Tiago is gonna earn a 'ballerina' nickname from the fans, and then he's going to lock you in the bathroom."
Gigli: (spews his beer across the table): "WHAT?!! You can't be serious."
Secco: "Dead right I'm serious. And when we want to trade him away, he'll even refuse to go This on top of leaving the team with Grygera and Molinaro as the starting fullbacks!"
Gigli: "You are a madman, my friend. How is this hilarious episode going to end?"
Secco: "Oh, I've got that already figured out. Just when everyone thinks I'm a total ass clown at this and people stop paying attention, I'm going to sign a future Ballon d"oro trequartista, a beast of a DM, and a World-Cup-winning fullback."
Gigli: "Damn. Talk about pulling a mindfuck. Cheers to that, Alessio!"
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This nice convo nicely needs fitting pics ;) And english with italian accent, also extra touch with a stuttering Gigli :D
 
Antonio1

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swag said:
Secco plotted this all along. In a drinking binge with Gigli one night in 2007...

Secco: "So, get this... I'm going to sign Almiron and Poulsen."
Gigli: LOL (pounds the table). "You're shitting me. I mean, the juventini are going to freak."
Secco: "No, wait... wait. I'm just warming up. Then I'm going to drop a bundle on Tiago. And he's going to be forced into our 4-4-2 and not play very well."
Gigli: "Ha! You're killing me here, Alessio. Stop it!"
Secco: "Oh, but it gets better. Tiago is gonna earn a 'ballerina' nickname from the fans, and then he's going to lock you in the bathroom."
Gigli: (spews his beer across the table): "WHAT?!! You can't be serious."
Secco: "Dead right I'm serious. And when we want to trade him away, he'll even refuse to go This on top of leaving the team with Grygera and Molinaro as the starting fullbacks!"
Gigli: "You are a madman, my friend. How is this hilarious episode going to end?"
Secco: "Oh, I've got that already figured out. Just when everyone thinks I'm a total ass clown at this and people stop paying attention, I'm going to sign a future Ballon d"oro trequartista, a beast of a DM, and a World-Cup-winning fullback."
Gigli: "Damn. Talk about pulling a mindfuck. Cheers to that, Alessio!"
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I can assume Blanc was the designated driver.
 
v1rtu4l

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forza secco!

i learned from the grosso signing when i used the internet terminal in the hotel while i was on vacation. i was like "WTF???" but a positive WTF that ended with a big grin =)
 
Hydde

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I imagine gigli drunk as hell and touching the ass of the girls who pass by while secco is telling his story and blanc is bored as hell with his usual serious face wanting to go home.
 
Mohad

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Secco's job at risk Monday 14 December, 2009

Juventus have stood behind Ciro Ferrara, but it appears changes could be afoot in the boardroom with director of sport Alessio Secco particularly at risk.

The Bianconeri's last campaign in the transfer market has come under real scrutiny as the Turin giants spent over £50m, mostly on two players, namely Diego and Felipe Melo.

According to La Gazzetta dello Sport, Secco was the main sponsor of those two deals and if a sacrificial lamb is needed as penance for Juventus's recent poor form then he will apparently be the one most likely to get the chop.

Another criticism levied at Secco was his inability to sell players during the summer, the most notable being Christian Poulsen, leaving Juventus with a player who was unwanted, but his saving grace is perhaps the fact Poulsen has proven very useful in an injury hit season.

Secco isn't well loved in the dressing room or the curva, which makes him the most palatable fall guy in this black period for the Bianconeri.

The news comes just hours after Lapo Elkann, the grandson of Juventus legend Gianni Agnelli, launched a scathing attack on the club.

Elkann said: “For a fan like me the last two Juventus games have been horrifying. My grandfather would have liked the Juventus that beat Inter, not that against Bayern nor that seen in Bari.

“They were not games worthy of Juventus,” he concluded.
 
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