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  1. swag

    Juventuz Bar Thread

    Just be happy this ain't the gay adoption thread, Sheik. :oops:
  2. swag

    Juventuz Bar Thread

    Not your fault you didn't know about it. But maybe it is. :D
  3. swag

    Juventuz Bar Thread

    Should we take it to the drinking thread? http://forum.juventuz.com/showthread.php?7311-Juventuz-Bar-Thread Let me know, and I can move all this over there.
  4. swag

    Juventuz Bar Thread

    Breakfast of champions, yo...
  5. swag

    Juventuz Bar Thread

    Sounds like Syrahs and Shiraz would be your thing, not to mention Zinfandels. I've come around to appreciating pinot noir most these days, but more for subtlety than anything else.
  6. swag

    Juventuz Bar Thread

    What do you like, Kate?
  7. swag

    Juventuz Bar Thread

    You sure it wasn't urine?
  8. swag

    Juventuz Bar Thread

    :lol: The best part is that this shot is a still life, and all the bottles are blurry.
  9. swag

    Juventuz Bar Thread

    Breakfast...
  10. swag

    Juventuz Bar Thread

    Errr, I actually like pear cider. :shifty: I stepped in a bar at lunchtime to watch the Italy-Netherlands match, ordered a pear cider, and someone looked at me as if my buddy Fabio Cannavaro just grabbed his :pado:. I prefer Ricard over Pernod. More the Marseillian than the Parisian...
  11. swag

    Juventuz Bar Thread

    :lol: I hate you for that, but it's sure as hell funny. ;) What, Martin? You too busy downing Fuzzy Navels with Ivana Trump?? He's got you there, DB.
  12. swag

    Juventuz Bar Thread

    I go around San Francisco bars ordering amari now and then, and 19 times out of 20 the bartenders look at me like I am from Mars. A front-page story of the Wine section in today's SF Chronicle now says amari are suddenly "trendy" here...
  13. swag

    Juventuz Bar Thread

    Tastes coming up the same as it does going down. Talk about recyclable...
  14. swag

    Juventuz Bar Thread

    If only I could find a way to ferment my own vomit...
  15. swag

    Juventuz Bar Thread

    No, that was me, Burke. I sold it this morning to some rich Taiwanese guy with a cooler in a helicopter. I hope the ice packs I left in you weren't too cold... needed to stop the hemorrhaging. It appears that selling vital organs on the black market is the only way an American can become a...
  16. swag

    Juventuz Bar Thread

    Going down or coming back up? :sick::sick::sick::sick::sick::sick::sick::sick: :sick::sick::sick::sick::sick::sick::sick::sick: :sick:
  17. swag

    Juventuz Bar Thread

    That's worth a 17-pack in my book... Cheers! :pint::pint::pint::pint::pint::pint::pint::pint: :pint::pint::pint::pint::pint::pint::pint::pint: :pint: ...ohhh, I don't feel so good.
  18. swag

    Juventuz Bar Thread

    Hurricane 40's? Nice! I've got just the Web site for you: http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/40ozbitches5.html There's a restaurant near where I live called Emmy's Spaghetti Shack. They have a 40s club where you drink something like 39 and the 40th is free, and they keep your card at...
  19. swag

    Juventuz Bar Thread

    And there's nothing sadder than to be marinating in cheap wood alcohol that makes you go blind and blows out your liver. Just remove half your brain for that matter, it's faster. At least if you drink the good stuff, you have some flavor leftover for all the dead brain cells to show for it.
  20. swag

    Juventuz Bar Thread

    Ahh -- posts crossed. Or lager. :D