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We had our Ciro Ferrara. But clearly going the opposite direction isn't so good either, as 8 years of Allegrisaurus might attest.

Only way that's gonna happen is if Mohammed Bowel Syndrome buys the club, bruh. Though I do like the vibe of renaming the Allianz Stadium to the Kolbe Bone Saw Stadium... it gives a much nicer impression for visiting opponents than insurance salesmen.

That is the definition of Juventus material

Come back in 2024. January…

Doesn't matter who we consider as long as the Mother of All Constipation is on the bench.

I think Hist is thinking Zizou gonna be player/coach. :shifty:

Do not mock the Jungle Pow.

I wouldn't say that. Porto has a respectable scoring tally and has allowed more goals than Benfica. Sometimes that depends on the hand you're dealt too, because when Taremi is your goal machine, you can only do so much. I think there would be better managers to choose from -- at least in terms...

Dat realization when you know this thread is gonna be open for at least another year... :pado:

We need to set the bar higher than a partial of one season before we start saying things like “most promising Italian coach”, let alone “next Juve boss”. We should still be looking our wounds over Pirlo and Ferrara. Even if I want to see the guy succeed.

Pirlo 2: Electric Boogaloo

You mean Sarri?

Projekt Rejekt We Rekt

Juve coaching nostalgia tour. Zac with a brain injury can’t be worse than DinoMaxx https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle/sports/former-japan-coach-zaccheroni-intensive-care-after-fall-report-2023-02-11/

Maybe the next time Conte is our coach he instead grows a frizzy perm and stash, looking like Mike Brady of the Brady Bunch before going out gay clubbing in West Hollywood. Then at least I would have something fun to look at this round.

Calma, calma. The calvary is coming… https://www.juvefc.com/del-piero-and-barzagli-to-start-uefa-pro-coaching-courses/ …in two years

I voted Gasperini as a Band-Aid until we get a real coach. It's more realistic.

Still prefer Amorim as his crosstown rival. While he hasn't achieved the level of big money and player investments as Schmidt, the guy gets a lot out of lower-budget, hungry players. We are going to need a period of rebuilding that will take a couple years before we can compete for much of...

I’d honestly rather have Amorim from across town

Amazing how you only need the right passport to be a good coach these days.