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It's like we signed Pogba for a third time.

Millennials and their obsession with GOAT-f*cking, I swear. :sergio: Rampant GOATing is going to be one of the dumbest legacies of that generation.

It is the Saudi Beheading League, after all.

And yesterday I just read that he and Dybala never sued because they settled on the side. We should just tell him we left the cash under his Champions League trophy with Juventus after his stellar set piece defending against Porto.

Thank you. On behalf of the few of us who don't understand why people feel the need to gather rocks and judge entire events and lives based only on a handful of articles and social media posts as if that makes them "expertz".

Even better, I can get you some ELO

Not bending to the Saudi Arabia charm offensive. Part of me wants to buy a Saudi Arabian club and sponsor their shirts with Khashoggi's severed head on it.

You can take the boy out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the brother.

So what are the current Vegas odds on CR7 and Georgina doing a full-on Khashoggi at this point? https://www.sportbible.com/football/cristiano-ronaldo-georgina-rodriguez-saudi-arabia-893642-20230508

You gotta admit ... this side of Ronaldo is a hit among the Saudis

Fighting Luxembourg and Lichtenstein? :D

Dude should come out with a roll-on deodorant called CR7-2,2,4,4,6,6,8,8,10,10-decamethyl-1,3,5,7,9,2,4,6,8,10-pentaoxapentasilecane

He will kick ass against India pre-schoolers in his next club role.

If our front office had any balls, we'd publicly state that his €19 million can be found up Kathryn Mayorga's butthole.

What can we say? Some of us get off on granny panties.

Let's be clear... Messi didn't go to PSG out of his love of the game. That said, Cristiano is such a money whore it's embarrassing.

Da Portuguese meme factories are down with it [emoji28] You don’t need to read Portuguese to figure it out either.

Mercenary destroyer... likely of the Newkies :D

I’m sure they will greet his arrival with a jersey presentation ceremony that includes bathing in crude oil.

Not wrong. But as fans we like to see the sport as something more than just a retirement fund for his kids.