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This week? Morata!!!!!

Mankind has always wanted to believe it found the magic key to outsmart the entire human history of science. This is why I can't stop laughing at Steve Jobs killing himself while thinking he was outsmarting the scientific community researching his pancreatic cancer by eating nothing but apples...

Yep. Punishing innocent vegetables like that. Whatever did they do to you?

Sadly, I'm there with you on this. Actors should not risk death on the stage if it doesn't go according to script.

You say Morata, I say Marotta :beppe:

It's not even that. Sure, there's the devout Mormon factor that goes from superficial abstinence to sex crimes in a heartbeat. But if you can be a good Christian and can enjoy sex with your partner, then isn't just the idea of dismissing porn burying it underground again? It sounds bizarre, but...

You do know I'm not trying to troll you here, AC, yes?

Jaded? Realistic. If more Christian leaders confessed the truth that they enjoyed sex, I think a lot fewer devout Christians would be so messed in the head about it.

I mean there's gotta be a huge market for Christian porn. Guys love porn, and just because they go to church on Sunday doesn't mean they look only at pictures of farming stock in gunny sacks. Just the Christian minister market alone has to have a voracious appetite for the stuff. So do it...

Don't knock AC. There's a huge market for Christian porn.

:lol2: Liverpool has been a major farm for Real Madrid... that much is true.

But that's only if we decide to sell him then... rather than keep him. Right?

Now you get it. :D

@Jem83

I was thinking that might be our best option... to hope the kid pulls an Immobile.

It's like Bruno Martins Indi as a white dude.

Yeah. I couldn't believe how many clubs were coming out of the woodwork to claim him in recent weeks.

I think I rented a car from them once.

82 pages, and he's not even Aguero.