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I survived until season 5, and boy do I feel stupid for making it that far.

:lol: Nah. I felt it was more gimmick than storytelling. Russian roulette makes a terrible TV concept.

I swear the fatal flaw in these stories is that a moron with half a semester of physics would have to realize that zombies defy the first law of thermodynamics and thus could be harnessed as a clean, perpetual energy source.

Should have been offed under the dumpster weeks ago. If scriptwriters are anything like referees who blow red card calls, they owe a make-good for their earlier mistake and should have his head bashed in.

I hope Negan beats the crap out of all of them and turns them into zombie soup, ending the series. If Carol comes back to save the day and the tribe next season, I'm vomiting all over my tv. :D

Click my spoiler like you love it, you dirty boy.

What, that Rick will pronounce "Carl" as "Carl" and not "Karrrrowl" for once?

IMO, they definitely tried to advance the story with a heavy body count in the new episode. But dammit if I didn't grow tired of the countless "last second rescue" scenarios throughout the episode.

Or you can go full-on UHF with Weird Al:

I feel dirty.

Since zombies defy the laws of physics, I don't understand why nobody has tried to exploit that. They continue to run for eons without eating anything... it's like cold fusion. Someone at least ought to tie some up to a turnstyle to drive a crankshaft, hang pieces of meat in the air in front of...

People still think this show is about zombies. :lol2: They're props. This is a show about people being the most dangerous animal.

I don't mind what they're trying to do this season. Instead of telling a linear story with lots of cuts ins and outs as they normally do, they have committed entire episodes to the perspective of one location/subgroup versus another while there are clearly parallel stories going on.

Yoda was alright. Problem was the whole episode was basically an 80s training montage. I could have just watched this instead:

Talk about trolling your fan base.

GoT music? Wot? Do they have Lord Snow and the Snowettes Late Nite GoT Band?

That Mayberry Mayhem gang -- aka The Wolves -- is a little too whack for me to take seriously though.