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    [Serie A] JUVENTUS 2 - 0 Napoli (20th Oct 2012)

    "Make them gargle with lava" would be a nice twist too, btw.
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    [Serie A] JUVENTUS 2 - 0 Napoli (20th Oct 2012)

    I'd pay 10k euros for that. :D
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    [Serie A] JUVENTUS 2 - 0 Napoli (20th Oct 2012)

    I love that Hamsik says Napoli is angry after the match. We used our anger for two seventh placed finishes. I hope Napoli does the same. :pint: Bunch of goat f*%$@ers.
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    [Serie A] JUVENTUS 2 - 0 Napoli (20th Oct 2012)

    OK. Remove the word "obvious". Then they're identical statements. Your point of view is fine. My point of view is that you're crowning a 19-year-old before he's accomplished jack shit.
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    [Serie A] JUVENTUS 2 - 0 Napoli (20th Oct 2012)

    After having suffered years of GolTV and ESPN announcers in the U.S., sadly they are two of the better lot of English-language commentators in the U.S. in my opinion.
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    [Serie A] JUVENTUS 2 - 0 Napoli (20th Oct 2012)

    I think that's the big missed statement: we stuffed them defensively on the night. They really created very little to threaten Storari. Just one shot on target all match.
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    [Serie A] JUVENTUS 2 - 0 Napoli (20th Oct 2012)

    Oh, and Napoli can eat my deck. :stuckup:
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    [Serie A] JUVENTUS 2 - 0 Napoli (20th Oct 2012)

    One match clearly does not make a player. But in the most important match of his big-boy-pants career, he came out as the worst player on the pitch for his club. Not exactly an auspicious start. Hence why we shouldn't rush to judgement -- whether in the positive ("obvious successor to Pirlo")...
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    [Serie A] JUVENTUS 2 - 0 Napoli (20th Oct 2012)

    Before you're going to annoint some 19-year-old as the obvious heir to one of football's all-time-greats and players of the year, maybe you should not get ahead of yourself and let the boy play a few competitive years first ... it's all I'm sayin'. There are far too many pedophiliac clowns who...
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    [Serie A] JUVENTUS 2 - 0 Napoli (20th Oct 2012)

    Especially seeing after how FC Porto mopped up the floor with him earlier this month in the CL. :shifty:
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    [Serie A] JUVENTUS 2 - 0 Napoli (20th Oct 2012)

    Ah, no. 14-5 vs 4-1.
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    [Serie A] JUVENTUS 2 - 0 Napoli (20th Oct 2012)

    OK, my ratings: Storari 6 Barzagli 6.5 Bonucci 6 Chiellini 7 Lichtsteiner 5 Vidal 5 Pirlo 6 Marchisio 7 Asamoah 6 Giovinco 7.5 Quagliarella 4.5 Subs: Matri 6 Caceres 6.5 Pogba 7 Coaching (Alessio/Conte): 7.5
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    [Serie A] JUVENTUS 2 - 0 Napoli (20th Oct 2012)

    More like "Napoli is a failed anthropological experiment". :pado:
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    [Serie A] JUVENTUS 2 - 0 Napoli (20th Oct 2012)

    14 shots, 5 on target vs. 4 shots, 1 on target This match wasn't nearly as close as some are making it out to be. :stuckup:
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    [Serie A] JUVENTUS 2 - 0 Napoli (20th Oct 2012)

    Trolliollollo :lol: Oh yeah, and fuck Napoli. :weee:
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    [Serie A] JUVENTUS 2 - 0 Napoli (20th Oct 2012)

    Not far from Berlusconi's 58 -- which, incidentally, is the total of all the ages of the 4 hookers he paid for on the night Milan set that record.
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    [Serie A] JUVENTUS 2 - 0 Napoli (20th Oct 2012)

    Nedved's fist pump celebration was pretty cool too. :touched:
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    [Serie A] JUVENTUS 2 - 0 Napoli (20th Oct 2012)

    Napoli couldn't do shit on the night offensively.
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    [Serie A] JUVENTUS 2 - 0 Napoli (20th Oct 2012)

    Hamsik: were you even playing tonight?? Cavani: a wild man with no purpose Behrami: why aren't you at least unemployed if not in prison? Pandev: did you lay a big bet on Juve tonight?
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    [Serie A] JUVENTUS 2 - 0 Napoli (20th Oct 2012)

    God I hate Napoli so much... this was very satisfying. :D