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Lucky that we didn't spend beyond our means for so many years and had to toss Ibra and Silva just to balance our checkbook and look less like crooks? Yeah, Juve is lucky. :pado:

Verratti is so 2012. In three months it's 2013.

Well that would explain all those "Ode to a Sphincter" drinking songs.

"English fortitude"? Is that what holds back all those kidneys, black pudding, and baked beans of an English breakfast from wreaking havoc on the Tube in the morning like a Tokyo saron gas attack?

Gangrenus Khan?

Looks like the best analysis you're gonna get from the teleprompter on any Italian team from Fox.

Gay Kiddie-diddler? Yeah, Bonucci was doing his job.

You forgot to add this closing line... BITCHES!!!!!!!!! :D

If it ain't force-fed via the EPL, they're clueless. Fuck 'em, I say.

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Oh, and Chelsea... you can suck the black deck in Barbara Berlusconi's vagina!! :agree:

Chelsea, as crappy as they are compared to the recent norm, are always tough at home. This is a great result. Forza Juve! :flag1:

The reigning champs can suck Asamoah's black deck. :stuckup: Ironic, considering he was considered the hero the last time Juve played Chelsea in the CL.

But it's true -- ever since Chiellini outright destroyed Torres in Euro 2008, Torres has been his bitch.