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  1. swag

    Seven in the USA

    And Montana is great for all the dental floss tycoons. (Shout out to Sheik.) ---------- Post added 26.07.2012 at 13:35 ---------- I have a soft spot for Crater Lake myself.
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    Seven in the USA

    I second that re: El Gran Cañón. That and asking Seven to squeal like a pig. :shifty: The thing I hate about American drivers is they mentally check out so easily, even in urban areas. They basically gravitate to the passing lane to avoid making decisions and clog it up, driving like a slow...
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    Seven in the USA

    Precisely. You could be wearing long pants with dead rodents impaled on studded spikes along the sides. But you're still playing "soccer".
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    Seven in the USA

    Soccer player + thighs = homophobia in the US
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    Seven in the USA

    The cities are stressful, but then so are cities in Europe. European cities are probably a bit harder, because the roads are narrower, older, and there are a lot of arcane rules left from the ages of horse-carts carrying bodies of the Bubonic plague. You'll be fine. And armed with a GPS, it's...
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    Seven in the USA

    "Mighty Decks" to you, Vagiboy.
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    Seven in the USA

    Red Rock is pretty cool. But almost no one who goes to Vegas ever ventures the 30 minute drive to get there.
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    Seven in the USA

    She at least shaved her pits, but where's the bong? Like Dubai West. A town where no town belongs.
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    Seven in the USA

    Not far from Vegas, I like the whole Highway 395 thing up the eastern Sierras. Probably out of your way for 89, but some great landscapes, Death Valley, Mt. Whitney, Mammoth Lakes, and everything in between. Take it long enough and you'll even pass by this. :D (No, I'm not related to it...