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More on topic, I might allow player thread updates that -- instead of "he scored today" -- consist of "he broke his nutsack again today -- out 6 weeks". That could become a regular posting in this thread.

If it's about scouting, it should be about abilities, fit to coaching or a team formation, injuries that might be niggling or affect the suitability of the player to a team, commentary about whether their agent sees them as a potential transfer coming up, etc. It should not be a Twitter feed of...

I couldn't take it anymore. I had to rename the subforum. Scouting on the Tuz has been reduced to "Let's look online and see who scored today?" :frown:

:sergio: The Tuz. Score that day and your thread comes back to life. Only to be condemned to the grave until the next time you score again. (Thankfully this also applies to Janet's thread.)

Only if it's donor sperm. http://gay-or-straight.com/Arjen%20Robben

Closet gay pimp maybe.

Roll-On did what I expected tonight. :pado:

I love when this dickwad plays Portugal and we own him every time. :heart: Bring it on this week, Roll-On. :weee:

That's his only shot. Except this time from the right -- it's almost a mirror image of his usual from the left side. (In fact, at first I wondered if the broadcast I was watching had the image reversed. :P) Great goal, yes, but it's the only frigging shot the guy has. He's as predictable and...