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I hear you. And why is it that 80% of pop music today is produced by like three Swedes? This all fits that formula. Btw, I loved Croatia. :D Their song could have been a little better, but they were weird, doing it in Croatian, and just f'ing with people. And back on Sweden, I loved a few...

Putin would have done better to bomb Liverpool than bomb Ternopil. The Swede's song was alright. But I wasn't feeling the love there. She mostly won on judge votes, because the popular vote went to that Finnish dude with the neon green water wings. Some of the songs aren't bad. The spectacle...

Give him a feather boa and some lipstick, and game on

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I wanted a momento before I got a bionic butt-hole like Claudio.

I have shit in a can older than that. :pado:

Sounds like the anthemic call of the judges, really. Best approximation of a girl dat thing probably had last night.

She looks kinda tasty. Nothing a good salt cure couldn't help. Fireworks blowing shit up all over Praça do Comercio now.

:lol: Said nobody I ever knew...ever Apparently mostly followed by members of international glee clubs, consisting of men who look alike and wear a lot of nail polish. At least that’s my perspective from Lisbon right now.

And why dafuq is Australia here? Are they lost??

Streets of Lisbon around the Praça do Comercio... it's like the SuperBowl of tasteless patriotism. :yuck:

Hasn't Russia bombed this by now?

Russia so trolled :lol:

We just won't allow it in bathrooms in North Carolina.

It's telling that the first time they're gonna carry this in the U.S., it's going to be on America's LGBT television network: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/news?id=eurovision_2016_to_be_broadcast_in_the_united_states

Why are you Euroknuckleheads still debating over something that happened three years ago? :confused2

Totto Cotogna?

I can get the football as a surrogate for World War kinda thing. That makes internationals cool. But having a sing-off so that one nation can get served over the other? That makes the gayness of a Barca dive-and-roll marathon seem as gay as alligator wrestling with meat hooks by comparison.

For all the bitching and moaning Americans say about how they don't understand how Europe could love faggity-assed football, Eurovision is so far gone it's not even on their radar. It's simply unfathomable to the civilized Western World that something as cheesy bad as this could be as big as the...