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  1. swag

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    But cats taste better. :stuckup:
  2. swag

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    Hopefully not that one that came out last year: The Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Quite literally, that was probably the worst movie I saw all year.
  3. swag

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    All these photos are making me hungry. :lick:
  4. swag

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    Notice that its hind legs are crossed for the camera. Should we report this to the man-dog love authorities?
  5. swag

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    That would explain the commercials here for Foster where they say "Australian for beer". Clearly they mean "Australian for cat piss."
  6. swag

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    When I was in my teens, some guys in the neighborhood always called me "Shorty" as a nickname. I thought they were retarded. Turns out they were Australian. :pado:
  7. swag

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    Maybe it killed your next-door neighbor, stuffed him in the trunk of his BMW, and took off in it on a wild drugs-and-sex spree across the country, holding up convenience stores along the way for money.
  8. swag

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    OK, cool. Still, maybe I know nothing about cats, but this one was a stretch attempt at anthropomorphic humor.
  9. swag

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    I don't get it. :shifty: A guy walks by and lets a bunch of cats run away. And...?
  10. swag

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    Yes I did. Since it isn't acceptable here for a mod to tell members "fuck you". Not everybody knows when you're kidding around.
  11. swag

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    Burke. Don't be such a douchebag. Not cool.
  12. swag

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    Give me a tank of kerosene and I'll be happy.
  13. swag

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    No. Mine is 100% cat porn.
  14. swag

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    Let me guess which half you side with... :D
  15. swag

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    I am honestly shocked that half of the Internet traffic is cat pictures, the other half porn.
  16. swag

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    But a cat disemboweler does.
  17. swag

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    Says the guy with the avatar of a Moldovan skull-fucking a saxophone. :rolleyes:
  18. swag

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    :sick: Ewwww. Makes me think of that IT Crowd episode...
  19. swag

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    Reminds me of this graphic that gets around the office when people freak out a bit much:
  20. swag

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    Where do you live, Snoop, Vietnam?? :confused: