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Yeah, smoking stinks. Which is why I've stuck to burning ever since. Self-immolation is da bomb!

;) Oh, well that explains why the Suicide Girls came over for dinner last night.

:dielaugh: Nice audio track there, Sir Sebastian.

Well, maybe safer than a serious girlfriend who might otherwise cost you an engagement ring, a $20,000 wedding, and the rest of your life as a henpecked husband. :P

"It's Fun. It's Safe. It's Easy." That's not a Web site, that's a hooker!

High 5... more dead than alive.