Speaking of which, did Anna Nicole Smith lose that court case? It looked like she might have to give a substantial portion of her, erm, hard-earned gains to the family of her ex-husband the last time I stumbled across a relevant news article.
How (not) to create a great band:
1) Find talentless, attractive young men.
2) Teach them to dance while miming to someone else's music. I suggest those Japanese dance mat thingeys.
3) Covers of Dean Martin songs.